So Mia TwoTwo got some sedatives from the vet because he's an asshole and is often aggressive to Lizzie. Mia was being a jerk and I sedated him. Nance and I thought it would be funny to find out what would happen if we gave a pill to Lizzie. Everything is funny when the cat just looks stoned. Everything is not funny when the cat proceeds to ( Read more... )

I just made a really great pasta salad. It is made with tortellini and spinach. Go make it ( Read more... )

Shannon's wedding was the most beautiful wedding I've ever seen. I am extremely proud of her that a lot of the sexist undertones of a standard wedding were avoided. Additionally, she was very pretty and the reception was not stuffy and was perfect for them. I always am incredibly emotional at weddings and this time I was sickeningly gross. ( Read more... )

The highlight of the past three days was naked Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. There is a man who is a naturist and he chills naked. Carson joins him. The other guys put Carson's panties in the freezer. This was my highlight and they are gay. I do love the phrase "don't leave any dingleberries on the sofa ( Read more... )

I'm kind of sad that I'm done babysitting the kids. They are quite honestly the best behaved 3 and 5 year olds I have ever met. However, the little girl did not like the fact that my hair is crunchy, i have a nose ring, or that my toenails are blue. She would touch them and tell me that i was "ucky." Plus their Mommy told me all sorts of ( Read more... )

Considering that no one is posting about speech prom, I have decided that it still is in the future ( Read more... )

Kitties are on a pooping rampage. They both might find themselves outside kitties if this continues. Who poops on a bath mat 4 times ( Read more... )

So I've kinda stuck with quitting smoking. For the past week I've smoked two or less cigarettes a day and I won't smoke any this upcoming week. I think I was socially addicted and not psychologically addicted ( Read more... )

Hey ya'll, Nance and my bigheaded business is officially websited. We are selling paintings of big headed babies that are amazing gifts for those who know or love babies. Also we can customize paintings for you so if you want a gift for someone or want a big head that looks like you let us know!! by the way thank you treva for helping us put up ( Read more... )

Ok, I'm currently giving my final right now and one of my smarties almost left crying because she said "You accomplished your goal of stopping grade inflation." SHIT, this girl has missed 5 TOTAL points this whole semester and now is snatching at me that my final was too hard. She probably got them all right and they are ALL questions from a test ( Read more... )