Go to your music player of choice and put it on shuffle.
Say the following questions aloud, and press play.
Use the song title as the answer to the question. NO CHEATING, you must use the song that comes on.
1. How does the world see me?:
Children of Eden Cast - The Flood
(corrupted, vile and vain)
2. Will I have a happy life?:
Seal - Touch
(lost without the things i love)
3. What do my friends really think of me?:
Burl Ives - Ugly Bug Ball
(i've got nobody to hug, i'm such an ugly bug)
4. Do people secretly lust after me?:
The Kinsey Sicks - Kinsey Sicks Theme Song
(scooby-boobie, lubey-doobie)
5. How can I make myself happy?:
Into The Woods Cast - Your Fault/Last Midnight
(soon it will be boom, squish)
6. What should I do with my life?:
David Gray - Tired of Me
(nothing ringing true, it don't matter how hard that i try)
7. Will I ever have children?:
Rebecca Caine - Wishing You Were Somehow Here Again
(you were once a friend and father)
8. What is some good advice for me?:
Ella Fitzgerald - How High The Moon
(the darkest night would shine if you would come to me soon)
9. How will I be remembered?:
Children of Eden Cast - Grateful Children
(here we are, your grateful children)
10. What is my signature dancing song?:
Jimmy Durante - Make Someone Happy
(fame, if you win it, comes and goes in a minute)
11. What do I think my current theme song is?:
Diamond Nights - Girls Attractive
(she looks good...the girl's attractive)
12. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?:
John Mayer - 3x5
(hopin' i would see the world thru both my eyes)
13. What song will play at my funeral?:
Ric Ocasek - Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah
(my, oh, my, what a wonderful day)
14. What type of men/women do you like?:
Phoebe Buffay - Smelly Cat Medley
(smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault)
15. What is my day going to be like?:
Joseph - Close Every Door To Me
(if my life were important, i would ask will i live or die)
16. Will I ever have love again?:
Joss Stone - Don't Cha Wanna Ride
(you just might be someone i could get into)
17. What type of sex life do you have?:
My Chemical Romance - I'm Not Ok
(you wear me out)
18. What song would be the title of your own porno movie?:
Bette Midler - Hello In There
(you know that old trees just grow stronger, and old rivers get wilder every day)