Comments | miatauro: To Whom it May Concern (in Porn):

miatauro

To Whom it May Concern (in Porn):

Oct 30, 2009 10:00

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shalyndra October 30 2009, 19:18:38 UTC

This made me giggle. Yay!

sarkat October 30 2009, 20:16:45 UTC

"Please, you're involved with porn. Know more than your audience."

Because porn is a very scholarly subject.

miatauro October 30 2009, 21:50:11 UTC

It's not (for the most part), which is my point. There isn't that much to know, so, for instance, the difference between vinyl and latex shouldn't be that hard to learn.

hyperchinchilla October 30 2009, 21:06:12 UTC

You forgot the number 1 rule in porn: No grey balls.

miatauro October 30 2009, 21:50:41 UTC

... I... don't even want to speculate about what "grey balls" might mean in the context of porn.

hyperchinchilla October 30 2009, 21:55:34 UTC

LoL, it came up in the Den once. Someone (I'm thinking maybe Ray or Amy?) had seen a porn where the male star had dubiously colored genitals, and it was declared that grey balls should be a career killer in the porn industry.

antilles1382 October 31 2009, 02:35:56 UTC

I often think along the very same lines. Especially the stuff about the "BBW", "chubby", and "mature" subjects. Plus, the grammar used by these people.

One phrase, in particular, ticks me off every time. They really need to know the difference between "fucking" and "fucking with". One means having sex, the other means confusing someone.