Mar 04, 2003 19:00
Here's a shock: I can't leave Sickbay. My relief showed up drunk. Amazingly enough, I'm the most functional (I won't use the word 'sober') staff here. He's not competent to care for injuries (and there are a lot of them...everyone who comes in with something wrong keeps complaining about odd shifts in gravity and lighting...which confuses me, because this is the Murgatroid. Malfunction is normal function.) and the EMH, is, unsurprisingly, drunk. He's been consorting with the Emergency Bartender Hologram, and I don't want to try to describe his behavior.
So, I'm here dealing with the crises. Luckily, there aren't too many...mostly it's just the standard work needed to keep Sickbay running. I've decided that tomorrow will be a day off, no matter what happens. I'm going to take a personal hibernation day and spend it in Bay 2 with the alcohol. Wish me luck!