RACISM in the year 2006

[micahvellian]

So I helped out with a show last night at Murky Coffee in Arlington. After the bands were done, some fratty coked-up dudebro busted all up in the joint. In the midst of the chaos, of bands breaking down and people leaving the venue, dude rushed up to me and was like, "Do you speak English

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[wring]

lol, I'd wear "No I Don't Speak Spanish"

[micahvellian]

i should've said, "dude, i graduated cum laude with a double degree in COMMUNICATIONS AND ENGLISH. so no."

[wring]

Ahahhahahaha that's my major! :)) I'm guilty of downplaying it though, using it as an excuse as to why my English is impeccable (except for the th's and the ph's).

[micahvellian]

oh yeh. i lost my accent almost immediately when i got shipped out of that crate into National Airport.

[jtemperance]

Can you send me your phone #? I would like to give you a call next time I am in town.

jtemperance at livejournal dot com

so here's what really happened

[hairywine]

He jumped three guys somewhere in VA, stole their cell phone and keys, made up the apartment complex, and nabbed the name from some sign at a construction site.

Also, I don't remember the last time I saw a black person in that part of Arlington.

Re: so here's what really happened

[micahvellian]

BWAHAHAH

[zordiepoo]

hey, nice bangs. do you speak english?

[micahvellian]

as long as it's not interactive, then yes, i speak english.

[zordiepoo]

it's not interactive, IT'S SOMEONE'S ART!