[picspam] t&a (the js, sandy + kbell)
I kind of like the idea of Jensen/Kristen (Bell), if only because they'd be the perfect counterpart for Jared/Sandy. It'd be like the J's are competing for the tiniest, cutest girls complete with matching coloring, disposition and most generous asset. Provided pictures for some side by side comparison, as follows:
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and bonus pictures, since Jared and Sandy's were dirtier, and I like to be fair--
point being:
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= matchy foursome of AWESOMENESS
I mean, right? Jared and Sandy with those welcoming looks, warm brown tones and nice, big chests. *ahem* And Jensen with highlights? Him and Kristen both with those smouldering stares and gorgeous faces and airs of bitchiness? They'd all totally rule the school. I'd love to see an AU with a whole lot of swapping before finally getting things right.
I keep dutifully tuning in to this show every week, despite the persistent decline and pissing all over feminist groups etc., thanks to Kristen Bell's near perfect ass (see pictorial evidence above). But haven't I seen this before? The one where there's a case with love at stake and Veronica's shut down cold and doesn't believe and is proven wrong then right and continues to totally emasculate Logan in the process? The one where Sandy guest starred and looked super cute but had no real lines? :/ And still no wallace? Way to make me not care. :<
up side: Deen and the *vibrating bed*, oh WOW. "You're making me uncomfortable." "Got any quarters?" -- "I'm not feeding your sick habits!" "Dude, you're like one of those lab rats that pushes the pleasure button instead of the food button until it dies." -- "Hey, i eat." Dean's pop culture knowledge continues to astound. 700 club? Roma Downey? How much free time does he have exactly? "Unicorns aren't real?" These boys are the absolute cutest, hands down. And JP was *on* this week. Ackles is always great, but sometimes I really cannot handle his hotness. It, like, burns.
the down: The anvils hurt so bad. Sam and Dean continue to suck at basic parts of their job (those being to steathily break in with gloves, thus leaving no tracks, and subtly stalking a car and not losing it, after trailing right on its ass, with no one around.) Sam cracking the password with no explanation how. Dean thinking the guy getting gutted being an act of god. Seemed like a stretch, and just didn't work for me. I guess I was looking for more, something deeper or just something else, but the topic of faith always makes me antsy. So I think I liked it less than other people.
bottom line: Little underwhelming, but the boys were fantastic. And I cannot wait for next week!
-t-
&
-a-
and bonus pictures, since Jared and Sandy's were dirtier, and I like to be fair--
point being:
+
= matchy foursome of AWESOMENESS
I mean, right? Jared and Sandy with those welcoming looks, warm brown tones and nice, big chests. *ahem* And Jensen with highlights? Him and Kristen both with those smouldering stares and gorgeous faces and airs of bitchiness? They'd all totally rule the school. I'd love to see an AU with a whole lot of swapping before finally getting things right.
I keep dutifully tuning in to this show every week, despite the persistent decline and pissing all over feminist groups etc., thanks to Kristen Bell's near perfect ass (see pictorial evidence above). But haven't I seen this before? The one where there's a case with love at stake and Veronica's shut down cold and doesn't believe and is proven wrong then right and continues to totally emasculate Logan in the process? The one where Sandy guest starred and looked super cute but had no real lines? :/ And still no wallace? Way to make me not care. :<
up side: Deen and the *vibrating bed*, oh WOW. "You're making me uncomfortable." "Got any quarters?" -- "I'm not feeding your sick habits!" "Dude, you're like one of those lab rats that pushes the pleasure button instead of the food button until it dies." -- "Hey, i eat." Dean's pop culture knowledge continues to astound. 700 club? Roma Downey? How much free time does he have exactly? "Unicorns aren't real?" These boys are the absolute cutest, hands down. And JP was *on* this week. Ackles is always great, but sometimes I really cannot handle his hotness. It, like, burns.
the down: The anvils hurt so bad. Sam and Dean continue to suck at basic parts of their job (those being to steathily break in with gloves, thus leaving no tracks, and subtly stalking a car and not losing it, after trailing right on its ass, with no one around.) Sam cracking the password with no explanation how. Dean thinking the guy getting gutted being an act of god. Seemed like a stretch, and just didn't work for me. I guess I was looking for more, something deeper or just something else, but the topic of faith always makes me antsy. So I think I liked it less than other people.
bottom line: Little underwhelming, but the boys were fantastic. And I cannot wait for next week!