[fic] [spn] of brobdingnagian proportions

[micawbish]

uh, yeah. so this is dean thinks sam's on steroids fic. i...really don't know. i blame it on sam being just that HUGE, ok? off the cuff randomness.

[of brobdingnagian proportions]
spn slash
2153 words

Comments

[sardonicsmiley]

I want them to have this conversation in the show. Because, seriously, Sam is getting a hell of a lot bigger. There doesn't even have to be the ridiculously hot wall-sex involved, though it'd be nice if it was.

What I'm trying to say is I love this.

Love.

It should be cannon.

[micawbish]

hee, right? one of my friends caught an episode with me the other week, and she hasn't seen any this season. she was all, WTF. what *happened* to him? he looks like he ATE HIMSELF. i was like, :/, he's a growing boy, ok?

and aw, i'm glad you liked this bit of silliness! thanks so much for commenting. :)

[micawbish]

hee! i mean, really, we're ALL thinking it, right? it can't just be me?

[cybel]

Snicker. Your Dean is hysterical. So willing to take responsibility for his brother's problems...

[micawbish]

zomg, your ICON. <3 and dude, dean is the best big brother ever, yes he IS. there's no problem of sam's he can't tackle and, in this case, more than willing to take on. ;)

[cybel]

zomg, your ICON.

Yeah, it's cool, huh? I stole it off one of my favorite ever Opus 'toons. Opus makes a silly joke about women while drinking with the boys, and is overheard by a passing femme. She berates the guys, "You dumb hypocrites. You mock the half of humanity that makes your graceless existence bearable. Men should pause for one moment and take another long hard look at the very thing that brings meaning to their meaningless lives." Pause, a moment for reflection--and the final Panel, my icon. This one will never cease to slay me.

[micawbish]

hee! that is PRICELESS. dude, i miss the old skool opus comics. the revival sucks beyond belief. :(

[zillah975]

Hee! I like this. It's cute and funny and it made me laugh, plus it's hot. All good!

[micawbish]

whee! that's what i was aiming for, but then i have a tendency to get a bit carried away and cracked out. :x glad this worked for you. thanks!

[unperfectwolf]

I don't know where your brain FINDS this stuff, but I love it. Mica, dear, you are amazing.

[micawbish]

my brain is a scary, scary place. you don't know how many cracked out ideas i have to put down so that never make it on here. ;D but thanks, doll!

[nova_berry]

oh babe --

"Dude, are you on steroids?" He puts his hand on Sam's shoulder in a classic I'm here for you, nobody's judging gesture.

Sam roughly pushes his caring, nonjudgmental hand off. "What the fuck, man?"

Violent, combative behavior towards loved ones, check.

--

Do I have to go over that good drugs versus bad drugs speech with you again?"

"No, god. Once was more than enough."

"Pot, good. Everything else, you come see me first, Sam, no exceptions."

--

"Dude. You're hard."

"Shut up," Sam says miserably.

"It's ok, man. I read about that too. Increase in sexual function. Nothing personal." Dean pointedly does not look down.

"Oh my god, you are fucking retarded! It's totally personal, you asshole,"

SO FREAKIN' FUNNY. and then, with the hot!!! *ker-flails* MANY DED, i tell you!

♥♥♥

[micawbish]

yay! i'm so glad you enjoyed this. i can't seem to stop myself really, so it's better that others aren't too horrified along the way. thanks for the comment, lovely. <3