PS.

I am ragingly pissed at my grandmother for trying to sell my Supra for $150.

Dear flu-like symptoms;

GTFO MY BODY PLZ AND THNX.

Darwin was a proud man. Why wouldn’t he be? Every night when he went to sleep, the vague memories of the past crept through. There were battles that ran through his head, great and epic battles that he simply knew he had led and triumphed. There were ships he’d sailed, and he could smell the sea, feel the sharp sting of a saltwater breeze. There ( Read more... )

I feel like a complete and totaly failure at money.

I can manage someone else's budget just fine. I can tweak it so that there's even extra. But when it comes down to my OWN money? Fuck me.

...god, why am I even considering doing NaNo this year? D:

Here's something terrifying.

My schedule.

( HAY STALKR. )

MEMES. THEY ARE OOSUM.

You can learn a lot about someone by the music they listen to. So here is the game! Hit shuffle on your ipod or mp3 player and write down the first 25 songs. No cheating or skipping songs that are shameful. That is the fun! Then tag your friends.1) AC/DC - Love Hungry Man ( Read more... )

....9:30am call, come to work for an hour, whee ( Read more... )

JOB GET!

Dear applicants and job hopefuls;

I appreciate that you are attempting to find a job, and that you've taken time out of your busy schedule to come down and be my competition. However, the following is a small list of things that you probably shouldn't wear to a job interview:

• Jeans, especially if you're applying for a branch manager position
  
• T- ( Read more... )