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Defense Attorney: What is your age?
Little Old Woman: I am 86 years old.
Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words,
what happened to you?
Little Old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing
on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young
man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.
Defense Attorney: Did you know him?
Little Old Woman: No, but he sure was friendly.
Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down beside
you?
Little Old Woman: He started to rub my thigh.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?
Little Old Woman: No, I didn't stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Woman: It felt good. Nobody had done that since
my Abner passed away some 30 years ago.
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Woman: He began to rub my breasts.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?
Little Old Woman: Hell No, I did not stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Woman: Why, Your Honor, his rubbing made me feel
all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Woman: Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just
spread my old legs and said to him, "Take me, young man,
take me!"
Defense Attorney: Did he take you?
Little Old Woman: Hell, no. That's when he yelled, "April
Fool!" And that's when I shot the sonovabitch!
How does an older woman keep her youth?
in other news. i am bored out of my mind. i'm aslo not having a good day. i started the day with a call saying a bounced a check twice. I regestered for spring/summer classes but don't know how i'm going to pay yet. I fell on the stairs, almost squashing my daughter and hurting my knee. It might have been so bad but it was the same knee i banged up last week. i've failed my math test and haven't taken it yet. and failed my geology test because i forgot that was today. On the bright side i've found 4 pop bottles and get to attend a mary kay spa party tonight. I even have a baby sitter for once! it been months since i got to go somewere without her for the night.
almost forgot. my daughter had her routin check up today. she is now up to date on her shots (i've never heard her cry so loud) and is growing and gaining weight the way she should. This is probably my bright spot for the week.
Little Old Woman: I am 86 years old.
Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words,
what happened to you?
Little Old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing
on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young
man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.
Defense Attorney: Did you know him?
Little Old Woman: No, but he sure was friendly.
Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down beside
you?
Little Old Woman: He started to rub my thigh.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?
Little Old Woman: No, I didn't stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Woman: It felt good. Nobody had done that since
my Abner passed away some 30 years ago.
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Woman: He began to rub my breasts.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?
Little Old Woman: Hell No, I did not stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Woman: Why, Your Honor, his rubbing made me feel
all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Woman: Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just
spread my old legs and said to him, "Take me, young man,
take me!"
Defense Attorney: Did he take you?
Little Old Woman: Hell, no. That's when he yelled, "April
Fool!" And that's when I shot the sonovabitch!
How does an older woman keep her youth?
in other news. i am bored out of my mind. i'm aslo not having a good day. i started the day with a call saying a bounced a check twice. I regestered for spring/summer classes but don't know how i'm going to pay yet. I fell on the stairs, almost squashing my daughter and hurting my knee. It might have been so bad but it was the same knee i banged up last week. i've failed my math test and haven't taken it yet. and failed my geology test because i forgot that was today. On the bright side i've found 4 pop bottles and get to attend a mary kay spa party tonight. I even have a baby sitter for once! it been months since i got to go somewere without her for the night.
almost forgot. my daughter had her routin check up today. she is now up to date on her shots (i've never heard her cry so loud) and is growing and gaining weight the way she should. This is probably my bright spot for the week.