i'm cleaning out old files and such of my computer. here is the last joke i have to share with you poor souls. If i were you i'd be glad its the last one!
Once there was an Indian named Bowels who lived out in a big
field in a teepee. One day a railroad company came by and
decided to build a railroad right in the middle of this
field. A railroad worker told the Bowels that he was going
to have to move. He replied with arms folded and in a stern
voice, "Bowels not move!"
The railroad worker said, "Man, you had better go see a
doctor!
So the old Indian went to the doctor and said, "Bowels not
move!" The doctor said, "OK, take these pills and come back
and see me in a week."
A week passed and the Indian came back and said, "Bowels
still not move!"
The doctor said, "OK, take these pills and come back and see
me in two weeks." Two weeks past, and the Indian came back
and said in a somewhat strained voice, "Bowels still not move!"
The doctor replied, "OK, I'm going to have to give you the
strongest pills I have. Take these, come back, and see me
in a month."
A month passed and the Indian came back and said, "Bowels
move now -- teepee full of shit!"
thought this was werid....
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