cleaning

Mar 25, 2005 21:57

i'm cleaning out old files and such of my computer. here is the last joke i have to share with you poor souls. If i were you i'd be glad its the last one!

Once there was an Indian named Bowels who lived out in a big

field in a teepee.  One day a railroad company came by and

decided to build a railroad right in the middle of this

field.  A railroad worker told the Bowels that he was going

to have to move.  He replied with arms folded and in a stern

voice, "Bowels not move!"

The railroad worker said, "Man, you had better go see a

doctor!

So the old Indian went to the doctor and said, "Bowels not

move!"  The doctor said, "OK, take these pills and come back

and see me in a week."

A week passed and the Indian came back and said, "Bowels

still not move!"

The doctor said, "OK, take these pills and come back and see

me in two weeks."  Two weeks past, and the Indian came back

and said in a somewhat strained voice, "Bowels still not move!"

The doctor replied, "OK, I'm going to have to give you the

strongest pills I have.  Take these, come back, and see me

in a month."

A month passed and the Indian came back and said, "Bowels

move now -- teepee full of shit!"

thought this was werid....http://www.disturbingauctions.com/view.php?item=18
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