Yeah, Good One Mr. Dictionary

[michael_lane24]

"Well, folks, it's the end of the line for ol' Neil Diamond. That's right, I'm retiring from showbiz. I got me a ranch house out in Sausalito, 25 acres, a couple of pigs, sex swing in the basement, this weird Vietnamese guy who just kind of hangs out - you know, the American Dream

Comments

[shortstackac05]

excellent dave sarmento reference.

[__ismypentagram]

i, one of your children, have only seen you like, three times this summer! or maybe it just seems like it. but i miss you! during the school year i'd get sad that everyone was leaving and then mike would comfort me with, "we're gonna have the entire summer with mike and everyone." but really, i've spent barely any of my summer with you.

and miss moo really does miss you.

[shermydan]

sorry i jumped you today mike ;)

[gognarcat]

hey, now i can proudly say ive stayed present in your life with my frequent buritto cravings, but the good ol schooner crew does need a reunion. we'll see what we can do.

[andallthatjess]

Muthafuckin Schooooooooona Crew!