Day off

[michael_tucker]

Today we had an off day and I thought I should take a break from plotting Omar Vizquel's demise and spend the day with the old lady. We go down to Union Square and she helps me pick out a couple of new suits at Armani store. Then we're at a spa waiting for our his-and-her facials when my cell rings. Guess who it is, VIZQUEL

Comments

[edgardo_alfonzo]

Why are you acting like a donkey's behind, Tuck? Omar is a good friend to me, and to Brett. Even if Brett is a crybaby.

I think you need some good friends like I have.

[brett_tomko]

Fonzie why do you have to call me a crybaby? That really hurts my feelings.

[edgardo_alfonzo]

Well you always cry. What would you call someone who cries all the time?

[brett_tomko]

A sensitive person.

[brett_tomko]

Tuck that really isn't very nice to tell Jose Mesa that Omar said a bunch of vile things about him when he didn't. Why are you being so mean to Omar? He's a good friend.

[michael_tucker]

Omar did say that Jose Mesa has sex with deli chickens and wears women's panties. You don't even want to know what he said about you...

[brett_tomko]

What? What did he say?

[michael_tucker]

I'm not going to tell you since so many people are on my back for telling the truth about Omar.

[marquis_grissom]

My wife is mad because I didn't take her to Union Square. You set a bad example taking your wife places. Or maybe I set a bad example by sitting at home and eating pork rinds.... Stupid Vizquel just doesn't know where he's wanted, that's the point.