Beaten down

[michael_tucker]

Jesus Christ, yesterday was one of the worst games ever. The weather was gloomy, it was muddy as fuck (I HATE MUD!), I batted with the bases loaded and didn't hit my trademark grand slam, and I made an "error." Somehow with rain pouring into my eyes and wind swirling around me, I wasn't able to catch a fly ball. Then, oh-so-conveniently, they

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[marquis_grissom]

Cheer up! I saw Omar looking at himself in the mirror with pink lipstick before the game when no one was in the locker room. I heard from a source close to Schmitty that he's going to find a pink dress in his locker before the game tomorrow.

Imagine it, Omar a transvestite hooker walking the street for money... then getting kicked in the junk by a crazy hobo.

I have imagined it many times about Ellison... except he gets stabbed in the neck too... and he's not a transvestite hooker... and a crazy hobo isn't stabbing him, I am... and he's also ran over by a truck.... I'm going to stop now.

[brett_tomko]

Ha ha, Schmidtty is such a prankster! Jason is the best!

[marquis_grissom]

Yeah...