Fuck umpires

[michael_tucker]

Let's get one thing straight here: THE BALL DID NOT HIT ME. We're down, I work a leadoff walk (and yet they keep me on the bench because...?), Ray Ray singles.. we're rallying, right? NO. The fucking umpire says Ray's single hit me so I'm out. I think I would know better than anyone that the ball made no contact with me. I didn't feel any damn

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[noah_lowry]

Oh my god, the fucking ball did not hit you. You know, I don't know what to say about this lame pitching these days. I might have to resort to Omar's *finger quotes* SNACKS. Whatever that's all about.

[michael_tucker]

Do not drink the snacks Kool-Aid, man. You are one of the very few remaining holdouts. Have you noticed people have been pigging out on those every day for a month and we still don't win very much???

And you're right, THE BALL DIDN'T HIT ME.

[noah_lowry]

I don't know what to do about the frigging snacks. Because, on one hand, God knows what could be in there. On the other hand, it can't get much worse.

[brett_tomko]

I don't think it hit you either Tuck. We were robbed! How are we expected to perform when the umpires are all against us?

[marquis_grissom]

I wasn't paying attention so I don't know if it hit you. Also, about that comment of yours, eh. So I can't hit but at least I have plenty of cupcakes that YOU do not.

Ha, I feel so above everyone else with cupcakes.

[jason_schmidt]

Still steaming about that ball, Tuck?

[michael_tucker]

Little bit, yea.