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[michael_tucker]

Dear stupid teammates,

If you want me to win games for you, please load the bases for me. I don't do 3-run homers. Grand slams only. Thank you, come again.

XOXOXOXO,

Tuck

P.S. Most of you are annoying.

Comments

[marquis_grissom]

YOU are annoying!

[michael_tucker]

Oh snap.

[marquis_grissom]

Oh snap indeed.

[michael_tucker]

So I insulted everyone on my LJ, where are my cupcakes?

[ray_durham]

Felipe just doesn't get it.

He puts you in leadoff where you come up without runners on and he puts me 5th where I get that oppurtunity.

Take Thursday night. You led off and I hit fifth. Had we been switched I would've worked counts and gotten on base, and you would've come up in the 8th with the bases loaded to hit one of your patented grand slams.

Felipe is stupid.

[michael_tucker]

The old man has lost it, that's for sure.

[edgardo_alfonzo]

You are annoying, Tuck.

Mando just called me and I read your post to him. He told me to tell you he thinks you are annoying too.

[michael_tucker]

"Blah blah Mando blah blah." DO YOU KNOW HOW ANNOYING THAT IS???

[edgardo_alfonzo]

Mando feels bad that he is not with the team! I am helping him to feel like a part of the team.

[michael_tucker]

If he wants to feel like he's part of the team so bad, maybe he should go throw some balls in his backyard and pretend to blow saves.

[jason_schmidt]

I don't think you're annoying, Tuck. In fact, I think you're spectacular.

[michael_tucker]

See bitches? Everyone loves me! Even Schmidt!

Hello? Wake up!

[budselig]

There's a reason you're not playing, Tuck. Although you ARE playing better than Grissom. Are you hiding snacks?

Re: Hello? Wake up!

[michael_tucker]

I have no interest in snacks, I'd rather rely on my God-given talent.

Re: Hello? Wake up!

[ray_durham]

You got robbed today...

That was B.S.

Re: Hello? Wake up!

[michael_tucker]

Don't I know it. Fuck Beltran!