I'm quite enjoying this... surrealist Big Brother. Mid-conversation, Freddie just burst into 'A Foggy Day in London Town'. Without missing a beat, Angel replied, 'Do you know any Frank Sinatra?'. It certainly beats Ciaron and fucking Jack Sparrow talking about which girls have the nicest 'asses'. Awful ( Read more... )

So, I've spent much of this evening researching my favourite children's illustrators, for my sister, who wants to do some character desgins for something that I'm writing at the minute. I came across M.S. Corley's blog, which has a bunch of revised covers for various fantasy series of the past few years, in the style of... 70s/80s Penguin Classics ( Read more... )

Well, fuck me. Turns out everyone I was supporting in this year's Big Brother is a GIANT MENTAL. Even Evil Sexy Kris - getting wanked under the bed by one of the Stepford Cuckoos - is a darn sight nicer than psycho-Sophia and Lisa, who as I write is conducting an argument by, erm, wiggling her fingers and going 'blerghlerghlerghlergh', like a ( Read more... )

Juddering through the selected highlights of series four of Buffy after chatting with Patforums' Josh, a recent convert. God, Buffy was good. Need to stop watching Willow/Oz episodes, though: starting to think a sheepskin coat might be my 'winter look ( Read more... )

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Has anybody bought an HMV Pure card? What a load of old shit! I paid three pound for it, under the pretence of it having ten pound on it already - 'it pays for itself!', said the girl at the checkout - but I've signed up on the website and have, erm, 2400 points. Apparently a £10 gift voucher costs 30,000 points ( Read more... )

These cunts seem faker than ever. Wise words from winterwooskie2 on this year's Big Brother housemates-no-wait-not-housemates-just-people-who-live-in-the-house-oh-wait (you can always tell when Endemol are worried about the people they're sending into the house when they start throwing ridiculous 'twists' at them every five minutes; it's boring already ( Read more... )

You know when you want to make a post, but all of the posts you've made recently have been all 'WHINE FLU' and you're kind of embarassed by them because they're no longer representative of where you're at, mentally, but you've not really got anything to say whenever you open the 'Post' page ( Read more... )

Also, totally knew this was happening, but to have it confirmed is... well, marvellous!

Anything for The Brig to be in the same episode. Anything.

Love RTD: 'it'll increase the viewing figures, hopefully.' There's not enough honesty in... fanboy creators.

Cheerio, Michael. xxx

IN NO WORLD CAN THIS BE A GOOD THING...

Not without Luke Perry and Peewee Herman, anyway.

I'm sure I'll do a big, rambling post about how I may as well just go and stand in the street and have people throw custard pies at me, but in the meantime I am too, too poorly and just want to go to bed all the time. So you'll have to make do with this ( Read more... )