Your calls are useless

[michaelgpearce]

To anyone who has tried to phone me over the last few days, don't be offended by my lack of returning calls. My cell phone fell in the toilet and no longer works so i didn't get your message. Some of you may be asking: "dude, how did you drop your phone in the toilet?" To this i reply: "Once you are over 30, you will understand how these things

Comments

[jadeblade]

was there pee in the toilet at the time?

[michaelgpearce]

I only wish it was pee.

[mental_oriental]

the answer to the issue of "phones falling into poo-pools" is: butt pads, or lacktherof

[fishythree]

i have dropped my cell phone in the toilet twice and i was probably 20 at the time!!!