The spit was not in the burrito

[michaelgpearce]

Keeping in the spirit of avoiding real events going on in life (sick grandmothers, girls dumping me, etc

Comments

[mental_oriental]

Dear Michael:

In wake of these events, I hope this mean you have finally come to realize that I AM the only reliable woman in your life and will share a super-sized nachos with me at next band practice. and if it's not too sensitive of an issue for you, can we call ourselves the Spit Perpetrators??

love,

the only reliable woman in your life

[michaelgpearce]

I still like "The Gidgets" better. And thanks for being there.

[missylaneous]

You went to the Taco Bell by the Stork? Maybe it's time to locate some fast food establishments a little further away.. There's a nice taco bell next to the pack and save at 40th and San Pablo..

[michaelgpearce]

I would have figured that was hoods-ville also. That area is the weirdest combination of luxury condo yuppies and drug slanging gangstas.

[mental_oriental]

i like the taco bell drive thru's w/mechanical sneeze gaurd/change-rendering device at the pick-up window. i dont have to touch you? that's class.

[scenester_bangs]

I hope you don't mind adding "skin disease" to your short list of problems.

[michaelgpearce]

She couldn't give me anything that i don't already have. Have you seen my feet? Or my back? Or my scalp? And don't even ask about my nether regions! Its all a mess.

[the_mean_reds]

i'm sorry that happened to you. i completely approve of the way you reacted -- i would've done the same. everytime i go for late night runs to jack in the crack or something i feel like i ought to have mace with me as well as loose change.

[the_mean_reds]

i mean the mace for in case something bad happens. not as a reaction for spitting

[michaelgpearce]

I'll make sure to have a pocket full of change the next time i see you. I don't want to suffer the consequences.