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1. Something purple within 5 feet of you?
My shoulder blade.
2. The sexiest item of clothing you own?
My Daisy Dukes.
3. Your nails were last painted?
Never all at once.
4. The weirdest thing you've ever heated in the microwave?
I don't know...
5. How much Japanese do you know?
Enough.
6. Do you look good in yellow?
No. No guy does.
7. Do you sing?
No.
8. Ever danced naked in front of a crowd?
No.
9. Do you spit?
I swallow.
10. Is your hair long enough to chew on?
No.
11. Least favorite color?
Yellow. On my clothes.
12. Ever had Dippin' Dots?
Banana Split is my favorite.
13. Ever played an instrument?
Guitar, and Piano/Synths.
14. Ever had an H2O massage?
No, but I have a funny story about them.
15. Do you believe in Big Foot?
Feet. Yes.
16. Ever been to a palm reader?
Nope.
17. Last Pez dispenser you purchased?
I only buy the pez.
18. Have you had sex in your current car?
I have no car. It was on the cement.
19. Did you have a good weekend?
Boring. So good, I guess.
20. What are you thinking about right now?
The dream I had an hour ago.
21. Have you ever had a black eye?
No, but my girlfriends wear them like Badges of Honor.
22. How is today going for you?
Great!
23. Any plans for tonight?
Sleep.
24. Ever photograph something that was dead?
Yes. Shane's deer.
27. Do you find Smurfette sexy?
Nope. I find her overbearing.
28. Current disappointment?
How no one bothers to even try and touch me in Scrabble. Shiiiit.
29. Do you have an air freshener in your car?
...
30. Do you have plants in your room?
Yes, shhh!
31. If you could drink anything right this moment, what would it be?
Milk.
32. Last piece of mail opened?
Sports Illustrated saying GIV US UR MONEY LOL!.
33. Does anything hurt on your body right now?
Everything.
34. What city was your last taxi cab ride in?
No clue. Probably in Bosnia.
35. Last alcoholic drink you had?
Corona with a lemon.
36. If someone you hated died, would you laugh and spit on their grave?
Gay.
37. What were you doing at 9 PM last night?
Sitting on here, I guess.
38. What is your favorite drink at Starbucks?
Mint Chocolate Frap.
39. Do you exercise as much as you should?
Yes.
40. Did you do the deed on prom night?
Of course.
41. Would you give your bf/gf a second chance if they cheated on you?
Yeah. And probably a third and fourth. I'm a pushover.