A Drinking Game!

[michaelnjan4eva]

Today I, Jordan Morris, literally drank like, half my body weight in water!!! How you ask?? (Cuz if you know me, you know I'm a Dr. Pepper only kinda gal!) Well let me tell you my friends!! Ariel came over to put some songs on her new ipod and I was watching the "Secret Life of an American Teenager" marathon. And I told her how my mom said that you

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[michaeljanlover]

*Snort* Holy crap! I almost had Awesome Blossom coming out of my nose.

Lol. You are so funny. Now, in a few years, re-watch this show, but use alcohol instead of water. Tip: Malibu Rum+Dr.Pepper=Sensational! :D

So are you drunk on water or something? Maybe you're depends can also act as a barfing bag. Lol

[michaelnjan4eva]

Of COURSE I'm drunk on water! lol But a plus side to this is that my system is totally flushed out and pure as snow!! lol So, if you have a *cough* drug test coming up and need some *cough* untainted pee *cough* I can always send you some. LMDO! Wouldn't ya like receiving THAT in the mail! "Sara, there's a package for you!" "YES! Jordan's urine is here!! WOO HOO" LMFDO! I'm just gonna stop talking now cuz I'm pretty sure some ramen noodles might start shooting out if i'm not careful! :D

[sillysydney]

LAMO!! Water drinking game... "It has to be offical and it has to be urine!"