Week 2 and I have cut out the fast food from my diet. I am down 3lbs this week.

This is the first week and I am starting at 318lbs... so I am really fluffy.

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Now, I understand it was pretty obvious the NFL brass wanted the Saints to win (look at all the calls the refs missed against the Saints; on one play I counted 3 holds that the refs did not call), but did Andy Reid have to help by punting at the end ( Read more... )

In honor of my experience at Wal-mart last night, I have decided to put my programming skills to use to help the world by creating a simple self-checkout line pre-test.

Try it out:
http://www.parenfaire.net/page1.htm

(This is to help elimate all those f'n morons who cannot figure out the press here to start buttons, but get in the lines anyway)

 
SCATTEGORIES...
Your Name: Michael

Rules: Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the following...They MUST be real places, names, things...NOTHING made up! If you can't think of anything, skip it. Try to use different answers if the person in front of you had the same 1st initial. You CAN'T use your name for the boy/girl name question.

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Michael Ulrich --
[noun]:

A person with a sixth sense for detecting the presence of goblins

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

That explains my talent at WOW

• Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
• Einstein's original Theory of Relativity was; if Chuck Norris kicks you, your relatives will feel it.
• Bigfoot takes pictures of Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
• On the Asian market, Chuck Norris' urine is worth $400 per fluid ounce.

 I just finished revamping MichaelUlrich.com into my new photography website complete with a newly rewritten picture gallery program. I was hoping to get some critiques and comments on what everyone thinks.

Thanks,
Michael

P.S. Yes, I know the About Me page is blank. I just really do not know what to put there.

I have decided to start my own NFL football broadcasts.  It will be called the FWDA channel  - Football Without Dumbfuck Announcers.  It will feature announcers who actually watch the same game as the viewers, which will be a totally revolutionary concept on television today.

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