Why bad things happen to pretty people

Mar 03, 2005 15:37

(You asked for an update, MacKenzie, and oh do I aim to please ( Read more... )

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michelleanne217 March 3 2005, 16:27:59 UTC
That's the class, ma'am!

I'm delighted by the reading list; C S Lewis is my homie.

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startsstopping March 3 2005, 15:53:54 UTC
mention of john stamos: check.

mention of hitler's one-testicledness: check.

appearance of the word photogenicability: check.

putting thoughts of a world where lust is constant into mackenzie's head: check. and hot.

all in all, this update was more than satisfactory.

and doesn't it make you feel important when people specifically request an update from you? :)

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michelleanne217 March 3 2005, 16:29:47 UTC
It does! You've inflated my ego to a degree that not even Oprah can compete with.

Here's another gorgeous thought for you: Jason and I were talking in the car about the pliability of Matt's firm, downy bottom. Well, I was talking; Jason was retching.

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startsstopping March 3 2005, 16:31:41 UTC
ewww.

why on earth would you want to discuss that?

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michelleanne217 March 3 2005, 17:38:13 UTC
Precisely for the "ewwww!" factor. Who can resist it?

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anonymous March 15 2005, 11:05:33 UTC
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than in Alzheimer's reasearch. This means that by 2040 or sometime after, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections, and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them!

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michelleanne217 March 19 2005, 16:53:43 UTC
Hey--you don't have to be able to remember your name in order to have a wicked good time. Boobs and Viagra totally work. Other than aesthetically valuable things, what's worth remembering anyway?

...is this Jas or a mysterious serial commenter?

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anonymous April 13 2005, 16:51:18 UTC
Must I tell?

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