30 Rock, General Series. #076. Rebirth
Title: Huh.
Fandom: 30 Rock
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Prompt: drabbles100 #076. Rebirth
Word Count: 189
Rating: PG-13
Author's Notes: Table is here.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Don't sue.
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For once, Liz is in bed with a sweaty, naked man and she's not bored or irritated. "Wow," she says. "That was actually really good." Her face scrunches up in confusion. "Huh."
"Well," Jack says, visage starting to mirror her bewilderment, "I don't know if I should be pleased that I exceeded your expectations or insulted that you had such low ones."
"It's not..." She tries to look more like a woman who's recently had great sex (which she is) and less like someone who's just smelt bad cheese (Jack doesn't have stinky cheese in his bed... which sounds like a weird euphemism for something, but that's... irrelevant, really). "I didn't assume you'd be terrible in bed or something. I just think sex is overrated. Boring. Maybe a little gross."
He frowns at her. "I think you've been sleeping with the wrong men. Well, I've always thought that. Now, my suspicions have just been fully confirmed."
"Until now, though. I mean, I've been sleeping with the wrong men until now."
"I didn't say that. But... it's a reasonable conclusion to come to."
"Yeah," she says. "I guess it is."
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Fandom: 30 Rock
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Prompt: drabbles100 #076. Rebirth
Word Count: 189
Rating: PG-13
Author's Notes: Table is here.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Don't sue.
*
For once, Liz is in bed with a sweaty, naked man and she's not bored or irritated. "Wow," she says. "That was actually really good." Her face scrunches up in confusion. "Huh."
"Well," Jack says, visage starting to mirror her bewilderment, "I don't know if I should be pleased that I exceeded your expectations or insulted that you had such low ones."
"It's not..." She tries to look more like a woman who's recently had great sex (which she is) and less like someone who's just smelt bad cheese (Jack doesn't have stinky cheese in his bed... which sounds like a weird euphemism for something, but that's... irrelevant, really). "I didn't assume you'd be terrible in bed or something. I just think sex is overrated. Boring. Maybe a little gross."
He frowns at her. "I think you've been sleeping with the wrong men. Well, I've always thought that. Now, my suspicions have just been fully confirmed."
"Until now, though. I mean, I've been sleeping with the wrong men until now."
"I didn't say that. But... it's a reasonable conclusion to come to."
"Yeah," she says. "I guess it is."
END