Everything Sounds Better With Business (30 Rock, Jack/Liz)
Title: Everything Sounds Better With Business
Prompt: 100_situations #031. Business
Fandom: 30 Rock
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Spoilers: 'Succession'
Word Count: 608
Rating: R
Table: Number Two.
Summary: "Okay, she doesn't really think 'business' applies this time."
Disclaimer: Not mine. Don't sue!
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After their business lunch, Jack and Liz business drunkenly go back to his office (where he does business) and start... business making out.
Okay, she doesn't really think 'business' applies this time. But she didn't feel any particular shift from business mode into whatever mode they'd have to be in for him to put his tongue in her mouth. It simply went from 'Hey, I crushed Button Classic, right? I think I'm going to be crushing a lot of things, Jack. Business things,' to him putting his arms around her. She thought he was just going to hug her, and before she could finish saying, 'How ethnic of you,' his mouth was on hers. So maybe this is business making out. Maybe he always celebrates with fellow executives this way.
But everyone else at the table was a dude, and she doesn't think Jack would engage in business gayness. She did pick up on some sexual tension between him and Stan, though.
No, actually, she didn't. She doesn't know why she's making jokes to herself right now. Probably because she's not sure what's going on here.
She'll ask Jack what the deal is. Later. When he's not business touching her boobs and she's not business loosening his tie. No, she should ask him right this second. No, she should've asked him before they took off their business jackets or started business pawing at each other. But that ship has sailed, and now he's business unbuttoning her pants. She steps out of them after he pushes them down, and he takes a break from his constant kissing to glance at a few places in the room -- a clear spot of wall, the door, his couch, his desk, the floor -- in order, she assumes, to decide on which spot he's going to do her.
"The desk," she says. "That's the most reasonable place to have business sex, right?"
He smiles. "You are a natural."
"Yeah," she says. So business sex is a thing. She knew it. Sort of. "I just crushed the whole 'where we should do it' problem."
They move to his desk, her walking backwards as she unbuttons his shirt. She almost trips only once, so she totally crushed walking backwards, too. Suck on that... someone. The whole business world can suck on that. Yeah, that's it. Suck it. She can be part of this grand universe of suits and cocktails and making decisions on a whim. Going corporate is completely something she can do. She leans on the edge of the desk and pulls him into a kiss. A business kiss.
"It's so good to have someone to relax with in this way after a business lunch," he says, moving his hand up the inside of her thigh. "It's been quite a while. One of the negatives inherent in being a heterosexual man in a male-dominated field."
"Is that why you made me your successor? So you could have someone to do it with?" She surprises herself by saying this flirtatiously. She must be pretty business turned-on.
"Don't be ridiculous," he replies. "That was only reason number seven."
She has no idea if he's being serious, but this is not the first time she's experienced such confusion. Then his hand's between her legs, touching her through her panties. Then his hand's under her panties, fingers doing stuff to her that she's quite sure is going to result in her having a business orgasm. Which, if Jack is to be believed, is more enjoyable than a regular orgasm.
You know, she thinks she's going to like being an executive. She's going to like it just fine.
END
Prompt: 100_situations #031. Business
Fandom: 30 Rock
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Spoilers: 'Succession'
Word Count: 608
Rating: R
Table: Number Two.
Summary: "Okay, she doesn't really think 'business' applies this time."
Disclaimer: Not mine. Don't sue!
*
After their business lunch, Jack and Liz business drunkenly go back to his office (where he does business) and start... business making out.
Okay, she doesn't really think 'business' applies this time. But she didn't feel any particular shift from business mode into whatever mode they'd have to be in for him to put his tongue in her mouth. It simply went from 'Hey, I crushed Button Classic, right? I think I'm going to be crushing a lot of things, Jack. Business things,' to him putting his arms around her. She thought he was just going to hug her, and before she could finish saying, 'How ethnic of you,' his mouth was on hers. So maybe this is business making out. Maybe he always celebrates with fellow executives this way.
But everyone else at the table was a dude, and she doesn't think Jack would engage in business gayness. She did pick up on some sexual tension between him and Stan, though.
No, actually, she didn't. She doesn't know why she's making jokes to herself right now. Probably because she's not sure what's going on here.
She'll ask Jack what the deal is. Later. When he's not business touching her boobs and she's not business loosening his tie. No, she should ask him right this second. No, she should've asked him before they took off their business jackets or started business pawing at each other. But that ship has sailed, and now he's business unbuttoning her pants. She steps out of them after he pushes them down, and he takes a break from his constant kissing to glance at a few places in the room -- a clear spot of wall, the door, his couch, his desk, the floor -- in order, she assumes, to decide on which spot he's going to do her.
"The desk," she says. "That's the most reasonable place to have business sex, right?"
He smiles. "You are a natural."
"Yeah," she says. So business sex is a thing. She knew it. Sort of. "I just crushed the whole 'where we should do it' problem."
They move to his desk, her walking backwards as she unbuttons his shirt. She almost trips only once, so she totally crushed walking backwards, too. Suck on that... someone. The whole business world can suck on that. Yeah, that's it. Suck it. She can be part of this grand universe of suits and cocktails and making decisions on a whim. Going corporate is completely something she can do. She leans on the edge of the desk and pulls him into a kiss. A business kiss.
"It's so good to have someone to relax with in this way after a business lunch," he says, moving his hand up the inside of her thigh. "It's been quite a while. One of the negatives inherent in being a heterosexual man in a male-dominated field."
"Is that why you made me your successor? So you could have someone to do it with?" She surprises herself by saying this flirtatiously. She must be pretty business turned-on.
"Don't be ridiculous," he replies. "That was only reason number seven."
She has no idea if he's being serious, but this is not the first time she's experienced such confusion. Then his hand's between her legs, touching her through her panties. Then his hand's under her panties, fingers doing stuff to her that she's quite sure is going to result in her having a business orgasm. Which, if Jack is to be believed, is more enjoyable than a regular orgasm.
You know, she thinks she's going to like being an executive. She's going to like it just fine.
END