Keep It in Mind (Liz/Claire)

Dec 01, 2009 22:15

Title: Keep It in Mind
Prompt: 100_situations #081. Wild
Fandom: 30 Rock
Pairing: Liz/Claire
Word Count: 345
Rating: NC-17
Table: Number Two.
Notes: I found this on my computer. I think I meant to expand on it, but it works as a ficlet.
Summary: Claire keeps wanting to have sex in Jack-related places. (Follows ' Something She Can Know.')

Disclaimer: Not mine. Don't sue!

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Claire keeps wanting to have sex in Jack-related places. Right now, a place Jack lives in.

This scares the crap out of Liz.

What if he caught them? He won't, since he's not at home. (He's on a date with some Fox News woman, and gross, but who is Liz to judge, right?) But if he did catch them, at his office or something, it would be so awkward. He'd pat himself on the back for seeing her inner gay lady years before it emerged, then she would deny she's a lesbian (because she is not) and, whether or not Jack believed her, he'd attempt to bond with her over their shared attraction to women... well, a woman who likes to bite your thighs before she goes down on you. Also, if he came in at the wrong time, he could find out what her orgasm face looks like. Jack doesn't need to see that. She doesn't need to show him.

Why is Claire even into this? What if she's after Jack again? Maybe she's waiting for Jack to show up so she can capture him and destroy him, and he'll end up dead. Or in Tampa, selling oranges by the side of the road, which he'd probably consider a fate worse than death.

It's a good thing Liz isn't powerful because she doesn't want to be destroyed.

Claire takes Liz's clit into her mouth, sucking on it so hard that pain mixes with pleasure, and for a moment Liz doesn't think.

After she starts thinking again, she realizes how awesome not doing so is. Because then it's: How is she going to get out of this? She can't do this forever, even if the sex is better than most -- fine, all -- of the dudes she's been with, because between instances of she-on-Claire action, Claire's started talking about adopting a Chinese baby together and she is not going to raise a baby with Claire, and how did this become a thing she has to address?

Maybe Liz should look into that dying thing.

END

100_situations, claire/liz, 30 rock

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