What Is Expected (Jack/Liz)

[michellek]

Title: What Is Expected
Fandom: 30 Rock
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Word Count: 915
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: "Pilot" (but set a couple of years after that)
Summary: Turns out, it is five inches and (but/whatever) thick.

Disclaimer: Not mine. Don't sue.

Comments

[mindymakru]

I'm a-takin this one home... :)

[michellek]

I hope it entertains you! :)

[mindymakru]

It did. An entire fic about Jack's penis. GENIUS! Utter genius.

[michellek]

lol, thank you. It's a wonder I didn't do this sooner, considering Jack's penis is so integral to my fic in general.

[foreverislong]

Well. Now I'm late for work.

But at least it's for a decent reason! Right?!
I enjoyed this. As did Liz, apparently. YAY :)

[michellek]

It's not the worst reason, at least! :) I'm glad you dug it.

[peoplewantducks]

GOLD!

[michellek]

THANK YOU!

[pancake_susi]

Enjoyed this very much! I keep wondering what the hell he was referring to when he said "5 inches but thick". I approve of this explanation

[michellek]

Thank you! I do assume he probably wasn't talking about what would be the most obvious/inappropriate thing possible, but I also enjoy pondering why he would be describing the size of his penis, so I find it the most entertaining scenario.

[parisgal3]

First of all, I love your icon. Oh Alec, please stop dying your hair - you look so gorgeous gray!

Secondly, love! What's not to love when it begins with Jack, Liz and NC-17?

[michellek]

I would pay him cash money to cut/stop dyeing his hair (or at least dye it less often). But I don't think I have the necessary funds to make this worth his while.

Thank you! :D And I agree.

[parisgal3]

perhaps he would settle for something other than cash? *nudge, nudge, wink, wink*

[michellek]

In that scenario, everyone's a winner!