Worn Out (In an Okay Way) (30 Rock, Jack/Liz)
Title: Worn Out (In an Okay Way)
Prompt: un_love_you #14. I'm awake and you're breathing.
Fandom: 30 Rock
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Word Count: 754
Rating: PG-13
Table: Over here.
Summary: "That was--" // "Incredible?" // "Vigorous, is what I was going to say." (Part of the ' New Tricks' series.)
Disclaimer: Characters are not mine. Please don't sue.
*
"That was--"
"Incredible?"
"Vigorous, is what I was going to say. Not that it wasn't good. That was good. But... exhausting. I'm not complaining or anything, but when you hear the word 'refresher' you think it's going to be more laid-back. But that was--"
"Vigorous?"
"That is the word."
"Yet you maintained a high energy level throughout."
"I did."
"You switched positions smoothly, and I greatly appreciated the unexpected detour into oral sex--"
"I felt like that went over well."
"--but you're still too tentative with reverse cowgirl."
"Well, I gotta look at your feet. And the balance is weird. And there's no way you're not looking at my butt most of the time... and if you're *not* looking at my butt, that means you're purposely avoiding it and either way the whole deal is unnerving--"
"I do look, for the record."
"Okay. Also... I don't like it. Having sex that way. I don't have to like everything. I'm just trying to not be awful at sex; I'm not trying to be a sex-crazed sex lady who loves every sex thing."
"Fair enough. Lemon, I have to tell you... you're becoming rather good. In some areas, I'd even call you exceptional."
"Well... Thank you.
...
Aren't you going to pat yourself on the back for being an awesome teacher?"
"Any compliment to you in this area is already a compliment to me."
"So if the next dude I do it with is happy, I'll have him call you and thank you. No, I won't. That would be weird."
"Exceptionally so."
"You know... I don't feel like moving right now."
"Then don't."
*
"Jack?"
"Mmmm?"
"I didn't mean to fall asleep. I'm sorry I fell asleep. On the plus side, I didn't drool on your pillow. Or maybe I did and it dried. But that's like it didn't happen. Anyway. Sorry I fell asleep. But, you know. Vigorous. Sometimes I have to take a nap after I walk to the fridge. I've taken many a nap. So, anyway... I'm gonna go. And leave you to it. Which is sleeping. Why am I talking to a dude who's asleep? Why am I talking to myself? Just because a guy's in the room doesn't mean it's not crazy to talk to yourself--"
"I'm awake."
"It would have been nice to give me a hint."
"It would have been easier to respond if you'd given me some time to adjust to not being in a sound sleep or, at the very least, taken a breath while you were talking."
"Fair enough. So. I'm gonna go home."
"You're not going to go home in the middle of the night."
"Fine. I'm probably going to stop off at a donut place first."
"I'm telling you to stay, Lemon."
"Oh. Really?"
"There's no reason you shouldn't stay. If I wanted you to leave--"
"Don't finish that sentence."
"--I would have asked you to leave."
"Okay, I thought that was going to be harsher. Never mind."
"Preferring not to share your bed after an evening of casual sex doesn't make someone a monster who physically carries women to the front door and tosses them out."
"I didn't think it would be *that* harsh. For what it's worth. Just... medium jerkiness."
"Go back to sleep."
"Do you have any donuts?"
"No."
"I didn't feel like getting up anyway."
*
"And this... why are we doing this?"
"Do you want me to stop?"
"No... but what is this teaching me?"
"The pleasures of morning sex."
"Okay. Yeah. You're doing well so far. Oh... Dude."
"Don't use the word 'dude' when a man has his fingers inside you."
"It's early. Cut me some slack. Oh... dude."
"Lemon--"
"I won't say 'dude' during sex."
"Thank you."
"Welcome."
"Lemon--"
"I promise not to say dude. Promise. Now just shut your face and put it in."
"'Shut your face and put it in'?"
"Again, it's *early.* I can't use sex phrases early in the morning."
"We'll have to work on that."
"I don't think so. I think a guy should just get used to me not using sex phrases early in the morning."
"Fair enough. I do appreciate your eagerness, and I'm sure there are many women who don't feel up to artfully vocalizing their desires when they first wake up."
"What's with the guesswork?"
"Most women don't speak at all."
"Okay. I'm going to try that."
*
"Lemon, I must admit... I'm glad you stayed."
"Yeah... Yeah. Me, too."
END
Prompt: un_love_you #14. I'm awake and you're breathing.
Fandom: 30 Rock
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Word Count: 754
Rating: PG-13
Table: Over here.
Summary: "That was--" // "Incredible?" // "Vigorous, is what I was going to say." (Part of the ' New Tricks' series.)
Disclaimer: Characters are not mine. Please don't sue.
*
"That was--"
"Incredible?"
"Vigorous, is what I was going to say. Not that it wasn't good. That was good. But... exhausting. I'm not complaining or anything, but when you hear the word 'refresher' you think it's going to be more laid-back. But that was--"
"Vigorous?"
"That is the word."
"Yet you maintained a high energy level throughout."
"I did."
"You switched positions smoothly, and I greatly appreciated the unexpected detour into oral sex--"
"I felt like that went over well."
"--but you're still too tentative with reverse cowgirl."
"Well, I gotta look at your feet. And the balance is weird. And there's no way you're not looking at my butt most of the time... and if you're *not* looking at my butt, that means you're purposely avoiding it and either way the whole deal is unnerving--"
"I do look, for the record."
"Okay. Also... I don't like it. Having sex that way. I don't have to like everything. I'm just trying to not be awful at sex; I'm not trying to be a sex-crazed sex lady who loves every sex thing."
"Fair enough. Lemon, I have to tell you... you're becoming rather good. In some areas, I'd even call you exceptional."
"Well... Thank you.
...
Aren't you going to pat yourself on the back for being an awesome teacher?"
"Any compliment to you in this area is already a compliment to me."
"So if the next dude I do it with is happy, I'll have him call you and thank you. No, I won't. That would be weird."
"Exceptionally so."
"You know... I don't feel like moving right now."
"Then don't."
*
"Jack?"
"Mmmm?"
"I didn't mean to fall asleep. I'm sorry I fell asleep. On the plus side, I didn't drool on your pillow. Or maybe I did and it dried. But that's like it didn't happen. Anyway. Sorry I fell asleep. But, you know. Vigorous. Sometimes I have to take a nap after I walk to the fridge. I've taken many a nap. So, anyway... I'm gonna go. And leave you to it. Which is sleeping. Why am I talking to a dude who's asleep? Why am I talking to myself? Just because a guy's in the room doesn't mean it's not crazy to talk to yourself--"
"I'm awake."
"It would have been nice to give me a hint."
"It would have been easier to respond if you'd given me some time to adjust to not being in a sound sleep or, at the very least, taken a breath while you were talking."
"Fair enough. So. I'm gonna go home."
"You're not going to go home in the middle of the night."
"Fine. I'm probably going to stop off at a donut place first."
"I'm telling you to stay, Lemon."
"Oh. Really?"
"There's no reason you shouldn't stay. If I wanted you to leave--"
"Don't finish that sentence."
"--I would have asked you to leave."
"Okay, I thought that was going to be harsher. Never mind."
"Preferring not to share your bed after an evening of casual sex doesn't make someone a monster who physically carries women to the front door and tosses them out."
"I didn't think it would be *that* harsh. For what it's worth. Just... medium jerkiness."
"Go back to sleep."
"Do you have any donuts?"
"No."
"I didn't feel like getting up anyway."
*
"And this... why are we doing this?"
"Do you want me to stop?"
"No... but what is this teaching me?"
"The pleasures of morning sex."
"Okay. Yeah. You're doing well so far. Oh... Dude."
"Don't use the word 'dude' when a man has his fingers inside you."
"It's early. Cut me some slack. Oh... dude."
"Lemon--"
"I won't say 'dude' during sex."
"Thank you."
"Welcome."
"Lemon--"
"I promise not to say dude. Promise. Now just shut your face and put it in."
"'Shut your face and put it in'?"
"Again, it's *early.* I can't use sex phrases early in the morning."
"We'll have to work on that."
"I don't think so. I think a guy should just get used to me not using sex phrases early in the morning."
"Fair enough. I do appreciate your eagerness, and I'm sure there are many women who don't feel up to artfully vocalizing their desires when they first wake up."
"What's with the guesswork?"
"Most women don't speak at all."
"Okay. I'm going to try that."
*
"Lemon, I must admit... I'm glad you stayed."
"Yeah... Yeah. Me, too."
END