Butternut Squashtars and Kalashnikov Garrulous

[michelmj]

Have you ever held an AK-47? It really gives you the sense that you can obliterate the world--that awefull indignation about the worlds flaccid impotence. All you can think about is moving to South America and starting some revolution, it doesn't matter if you die today, tomorrow, or next side of Sunday--all you want is to have the fucking gun

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[silly_poet]

If Jesus had come in the 21st century instead of the 1st century, he would have tamed some money lender ass with the Russian doomstick. You know it's true.

Sword to the ear? Hell no. Old Petey boy would have flipped that centurian like a parking cone in a hurricane with his elephant reamer. Jesus would have had to heal more than an ear... like a mangled torso dispersed over half the lower 48.

[silly_poet]

By the way... your pictures are hellu-scary.