We recieved notice today about Ford. I got in but Helfrich did not.

We went to Tyrone Square Mall for the first time in nearly a year. I had forgotten about all the strange characters one experiences riding the bus. We arrived at the mall and made a quick run past the stores toward the Dollar Discount. Who knew there were so many clothing and shoe stores? Also as a side-note, how come Gadzooks is always full of ( Read more... )

I ate popcorn last night.

This week both Helfrich and Moses have been given applications for Ford. Congratulations. The most recent word is that both are having trouble finding a topic for the essay "cite what you believe to be your most important intellectual and scholastic achievements thus far"

Qualities Possessed by Helfrich Which Make Him Desirable to the Opposite Sex

1) Helfrich is fertile.

We are attempting to come up with some qualities that would be desirable to the ladies, but here's the catch, they have to be exhibited by me (Helfrich). Please respond if you can think of any. I will order the SLAVE to post and update the list as entries are received.

Did you know there are multiple schisms within GOTH (pronounced in a hoarse whisper) culture? I knew perhaps there were competing forces Hot Topic vs. Morgue Raiding, but I didn't realize how much animosity various GOTHS have for each other. This leads me to my new idea: "Classic Broadway for Goths ( Read more... )

Today marks the first annual Bad Boyfriends Day. All bad boyfriends should be showered with physical love to appreciate the fact that they remembered you on (the day after) Valentines!

Keefer backed out of my Ford project, Bryant is in though!

The first producetaur was spotted by Helfrich in the fall of 2004. He noted the features and habits of this creature which would eventually come to be known as the Pinetaur. Since this discovery many other species of producetaur have been identified and described, while others wait to be discovered ( Read more... )