you would know just what to do.

[michi_eat_world]

ok another creepy homeless man followed me home tonight. this one wouldn't stop touching me and asking me to go have sex with him behind numerous buildings. i really wish i were home.

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[without_archons]

so..... WHAT DID YOU SAY!?! ...did you do it? i bet you did.

[without_archons]

yes. i lost my virginity to a creepy homeless man. it seemed like the smelly thing to do.

[dont_eat_fish]

"well, if you wanna later, i'll be over there... I'VE GOT CONDOMS!"

what is it with crackheads?
i'm glad you're safe.
maybe you should have a 'walking buddy' or something from now on.

[michi_eat_world]

hey ... you guys want a DOLLAR???

[michi_eat_world]

hahah sweet. though, when i get drunk i like to hurt people ie: hitting them a lot. mace could be the worst or best thing ever. it could go either way.

[_blind_eyes_]

You should have done it.
There's no better sex than homeless sex!

[michi_eat_world]

hahahahaa i've always wanted some homeless in me.