Shot 4 - Ahjumma Power! (HaKen)

Apr 13, 2015 15:57

[3rd Person POV]

Superhero Era

A loud Ahjumma-like scream was heard through out the dance practice of the new boy group of Jellyfish Ent. Five worried members went over to where the scream came from after they felt their souls dissapear for a bit. "The scream better not be from Hakyeon, or I swear on Hongbin's life and pretty face we will lose a member and a leader before we even make our 3rd stage!" A member resembling a grumpy cat murmured. The younger members looked at each other before they decided that the pretty one and old one stays away from the grumpy one. "Since Taekwoonie hyung has a desire to murder our Umma, I say Taekwoonie hyung and Sanghyukkie stay here while we check who screamed." Wonshik suggested. The others were about to answer, when the one responsible for screaming like an Ahjumma came into the scene while holding the tablet they use to monitor their performance in his hands. "OMO YAH~! JAEHWAN-AH LOOK AT THIS CUTE MOMENT OF OUR TAEKWOONIE~!" Hakyeon said as he yanked the younger Ahjumma up. Jaehwan nodded eagerly and watched a fanmade video of their chic member.

Not even two minutes later, the remaining members restrained their Leo hyung from murdering the two ahjummas fawning over the video their fans made. "Aigoo~ I never knew Leo hyungie could be this cute!!" Kenjumma said as he hugged his boyfriend's arm. Hakyeon smiled down at the younger and nodded. "He's officially in charge of being the cutest in VIXX!" N said, making his boyfriend pout at him. "OH NAH-UH! HOW DARE YOU JUST SAY THAT IN FRONT OF THE CUTIE MAIN VOCALIST?!" Ken exclaimed like some kind of hipster ahjumma. Hakyeon and the others, except a sulking Leo, laughed at the younger ahjumma's outburst. Ken did nothing but nag them all like the ahjumma he is about how he's the one and only cute member and some more things that are very Ken-like.

Rock Ur Body Era

After they finished filming ther VIXX Diary, the Ahjumma Couple decided to bother their maknae and grumpy cat. "Aigoo~ Uri maknae~!" Hakyeon started as he hugs the poor maknae. "AIIEEEEEEE!!!! HONGBONG HYUNG~ HELP!!!!" The maknae managed to shriek as ChaLeader kept hugging him. Ken on the other hand kept irritating Leo with his usual Kenjumma nagging, earning him a fairly hard knock on the head from the said grumpy cat. "Ow-yah~ You're so violent, uri gwiyomi Leo hyung~" Jaehwan said as he went all up on the elder's face, literally. Leo scowled and pushed the annoying beagle's face away before he stood up and went off to the most sane person in the room......their manager. Ken grinned in victory before turning his attention to his fellow ahjumma and lover, Cha Hakyeon. "AAACCCCCCK!!! KEN HYUNG, HELP!!!" Hyuk pleaded as Hakyeon kept cuddling him like how he hugs teddy bears. Ken laughed and shook his head. "Nope~!" And with that answer, one ahjumma torturing the poor maknae with sappy love became two. Sanghyuk started to wonder what did he ever do to deserve these two ahjummas loving him too much and cried internally.

On and On Era

Ravi regretted all the teasing he did to Hyuk when the maknae was being attacked by the ahjummas of VIXX. "Someone......anyone....please save me from these two!!" Ravi cried out as the HaKen couple grossly flirted with him. "Our Wonshikkie looks so handsome with his orange hair~~!" Kenjumma said as he hugged the crying Ravi's right arm. N-jumma cooed and hugged Ravi's other arm as he leaned closer to the poor rapper and laid his free hand on the younger's face. "Oooh~! I could just eat you up~!" Ravi did one thing he prayed that the two saps would get off and someone rushing in to save him. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Sometime after bothering Ravi, causing the poor guy to scream like a little girl, the Ahjumma Couple tended to their shaking cat and artwork. "Aiyoo~ don't be scared, Taekwoonie!" N-jumma said as he hugged his terrified bandmate. Leo said nothing and just hid himself, which was impossible considering he was bigger than their leader, into N's chest. Ken on the other side of the room rocked himself and Hongbin side to side to calm the scared visual. "Relax, Kong-ah~ Ravi didn't die or anything~!" Jaehwan said. Hongbin kept shaking and muttering some things the ahjumma couldn't understand.
Seeing that the two wouldn't calm down, Ken decided to dance his ahjumma dance that made most of the members collapse and die from laughter.

As the younger ahjumma danced the dance, Hongbin immediately laughed and roll on the floor. Hakyeon noticed and laughed as well, causing the cat to look up and laugh as well. Suprised by the usually quitet Leo, Ken slipped and fell on his face. The three audience members laughed harder as the poor Kenjumma whined like a child as he held his nose. "Ahhhng~ I hope my nose doesn't become too flat!!" Jaehwan said, making the three lose their breaths as they laugh harder than ever.

Hyde Era

Ken gulped as he stared as his boyfriend, who's currently wiping his sweat beside him. Jaehwan wouldn't admit it, but Hakyeon looked smokin hot and sexy with his new red hair. I'd like to clutch on those silky locks when he-- "KenKen? You alright?" His lover asked worriedly as he stared at the younger. Ken shook his head for a moment to get those lewd images out of his mind and smiled at his lover afterwards. "Yeh hyung~! Sorry, I was just thinking about how pretty hot you look with your new hair." Jaehwan admitted with no shame at all and with a proud smile. Hakyeon smiled and tackled the younger to the floor before straddling him. "Really?" The leader said with a smirk. Ken smirked playfully and leaned up to capture the elder's lips in his.

While the two made out in the middle of the dance practice floor, the maknae line searched for some earplugs while WonTaek locked the door to their practice room and dragged the maknaes away.

G.R.8.U Era

Jaehwan smiled sadly as he watched his N hyung hug and cuddle their injured member as they filmed for VIXX TV. Ravi noticed this and whispered something into his ear, making the younger ahjumma bow his head with a small smile on his lips.

"A certain rapper told me about your motives sometime ago while we filmed VIXX TV." Ken growled as he pinned his older lover to the wall in the empty waiting room. Hakyeon moaned as Jaehwan nipped and sucked on his sweet spots on his neck. "Hwan-ah~" Hakyeon moaned out as Jaehwan sucked on his collarbones. "Tell me hyung, did you or did you not enjoy groping Leo hyung on camera while I was just right beside him." Ken demanded in his rare husky tone as his hands worked on unclothing the other. Hakyeon shivered as he felt the cool air on his torso once his lover successfully took off his shirt. "Jaehwannie~! Please~!" The older of the two begged as Ken started to blow warm puffs of air onto his aroused member. "Answer the question, hyung." Jaehwan said as he gave kitten licks on the leader's erection and looked up at his beautiful lover through his lashes. Hakyeon bit his lip and nodded. Jaehwan smirked and proceeded to swallow the cock in front of him. Hakyeon moaned in pure pleasure, making the younger do wonders with is talented mouth.

Meanwhile on the dressing room opposite of the Ahjumma Couple's, Hongbin covered their innocent maknae's virgin ears to block out the erotic sounds from the other room and from their grumpy cat hyung storming up a cursing montage. "I CAN'T BELIEVE THOSE HORNY BASTARDS DECIDED TO FUCK EACH OTHER IN THE ROOM NEXT TO OURS!!!!" The usually quiet Leo screamed. Ravi pulled his hyung down to his lap and rubbed comforting circles on the elder's back. "Calm down, hyung. You don't want to do something you might regret and make your injury worse." The rapper murmured in his ear. Taekwoon relaxed a bit, only to whack the poor rapper's head. "YAH! DON'T YOU DARE TALK TO ME LIKE THAT AND TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME!!!!!!" Leo said as he hit the younger with this crutches repeatedly. Hongbin blinked and covered his lovely baby maknae's eyes with Ravi's cap and stood up with the youngest in his arms. "If you need me and Hyukkie, we're gonna wait in the car with manager hyung-nim." The bean said before leaving the room and completely ignoring the nagging of the quiet hyung-turned ahjumma.

Voodoo Doll Era

Jaehwan hugged his still crying lover as they sat together at the back of their van. "Aigoo-yah~! Uri Umma is still crying~~! Don't cry! It'll make you look older than you already do!!" Ken said in his best ahjumma voice to lighten up the mood. Hakyeon laughed a bit and playfully whacked his boyfriend's chest and sniffled. "Yah, neo~ pass me the damn tissues so I could choke you without crying all over you." The Cha-leader said. Ken smiled and wiped his lover's tears away for him. N smiled and placed a grateful kiss on the younger's cheek. "Aigoo~ Jaehwannie's so kind to his leader!!" N said in his shrilly ahjumma accent. Ken beamed, while the other members who aren't still crying (*ahem* Jung Leo *ahem*) groaned. "And the ahjummas are back." Hyuk grumbled as he willed himself not to throw their first trophy at the two sickening ahjummas at the back seat. Hongbin, though didn't. The visual took the trophy's small casing and flung the thing at the two cheesy ahjummas beside him. "Yah! HOW DARE YOU THR--YAH!" Ken screeched as a water bottle hit his face. Wonshik grinned from the front seat and gave the maknae-line a two thumbs up. "Thank you, Wonshikkie~!" The maknae-line chorused. The rapper nodded and decided to watch the other members in order to not fall asleep.

While Kenjumma lectured the dongsaeng-line, N checked on their cat and smiled once he saw the slightly younger man asleep with tear stains on his cheek and smiling. "Aigoo~ uri Jung Leo really is the cutest~!" Hakyeon said softly as he fangirled over their quiet member. Ken smiled and took note on how much more of an ahjumma his lover is compared to him.

Eternity and Error Era

This year is definitely the year Lee Jaehwan hates as his lover started to become like what their Jung Leo used to be.
Jaehwan frowned at the fake smiles their leader gave as their manager asked about his well-being. The cute main vocalist decided to talk to his lover as soon as possible and get the older to become his usual bubbly ahjumma self again.

"Jaehwan, please." Hakyeon said as the younger of the two pestered him with aegyo and 4-Dness as an attempt to get the older back to his usual nagging self. "But hyungie~ We haven't gone on a date ever since your drama started!" Jaehwan whined as he hugged the elder close to him. Hakyeon sighed and halfheartedly pushed the younger away like what he found himself doing often, heart breaking at the kicked puppy expression the younger gave. "Hyung, why do you always push me away? Do you...possibly not love me in the same way?" Ken asked softly as he felt tears build up. Hakyeon felt his heart breaking into a million pieces when he saw his usually hyper and happy lover adorn an expression of pain. "No! Gods no!" Hakyeon said as he quickly hugged the younger to his chest. "I love you so much, Jaehwan-ah~" The leader said, swallowing his tears back down. "Then why? Why do you keep pushing me away? Why are you suddenly becoming like how Taekwoonie hyung was two years ago?" Jaehwan asked, not minding his voice cracking and tears staining the other's performance outfit for the day. Hakyeon sighed and said nothing as he held his lover close. The other members and staff looked at the two with worried expressions, which were ignored by the two lovers finding comfort in each other.

Love Equation Era

Ken smiled as he watched his lover goofing around with the others in their practice room. "Hey." Taekwoon said as he sat beside his fellow main vocalist. Ken smiled and nodded. Leo smiled and trailed his eyes to where the younger is staring at before letting a wide smile grace his face. "See? I told you that nothing can ever get in between you two." Taekwoon said softly, making the younger slowly turn his head towards him. "Thank you, hyung." Jaehwan said with full sincerity. Leo chuckled and ruffled the younger ahjumma's hair before he called his leader over. Hakyeon smiled and skipped over to them before plopping himself on Ken's lap. "Yes~?" Ken smiled and hugged the cute leader. Hakyeon giggled and cuddled closer to his younger lover, making Ken and Leo smile. "Well, I better go and prevent the bean from murdering our only rapper." Leo announced as he ran to where the 93-line are to save the only person who can rap in VIXX from getting murdered by a certain artwork. The two ahjummas smiled at the scene before smiling at each other. "Hyung," Ken started. Hakyeon hummed and looked up at his lover. Ken smiled and leaned down to kiss N softly and sweetly. N smiled in the kiss and pouted when Jaehwan pulled away. "Yah~" The leader whined. Ken chuckled and kissed the older quickly. "I wanted to ask you something." The vocalist said while discreetly reaching into his pant pocket to retrieve his surprise for the leader. The older smiled and nodded for the younger to go on. Ken took a deep breath as he took out a small, red, velvet box. Hakyeon's eyes widened as his secret sweet fantasies start playing in his head. "Hyung, I know we're still idols and working our way up to popularity but I want to show you how much I really love you and your loving ahjumma-umma personality and just basically everything about you." Ken said as he slowly revealed a simple, yet expensive ring in the box. Hakyeon gasped and placed a hand over his mouth in shock. "Cha Hakyeon, I love you and always will....so will you be mine forever?" Ken said with some tears prickling his eyes. Hakyeon dropped his hand and smiled before nodding eagerly and hugging the life out of his now fiancee. "YES! A MILLION TIMES, YES!" Hakyeon said happily with tears running down his face as well. Ken beamed and kissed his fiancee as the rest of the members and managers cheer at the two engaged people.

Yes, they may be the forever ahjummas of VIXX but that's how the two got together and landed where they are now....in an altar with the leader of VIXX in a white suit while the mood maker of VIXX stood beside him in a black and white suit with smiles on their faces.
"You may now kiss the bride." Their official said with a smile on his face. The two ahjummas smiled and kissed as they held hands, earning happy cheers and yells from their members, family members, close friends, label mates, and fellow idol friends.

Who would've guessed that these two ahjummas of VIXX would end up as the first gay kpop idol to get married and receive a lot of love rather than hate? Indeed, these two have the greatest Ahjumma Powers in the world!

vixx, yaoi, haken, boyxboy

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