If anyone has seen my weekend could you please tell me were the fuck it went ( Read more... )

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BOW DOWN TO YOUR MOVIE TRIVIA GOD!!! I AM ON THE ZILLIONAIRE LIST AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Well, im at work...matt it seems as though we have traded places...you sit at home and i go to the office to fuck around on a computer for a while. oh well. Im not complaining. back to the porn

got a new job which is cool. but i'll probably hate it in about 2 days of work. thats why they call it work i guess. i wonder if porn stars ever get tired of going to work. "Damnit i gotta go fuck a hot bitch right now, i hate my life". what the world needs now a little bit of dope.

This should be rather easy

http://fuckyducky.friendtest.com.

i met god the other day. his name is wesley willis and he is a musician. download some of his stuff and you to will be convinced that wesley willis is god end of story. rock over london...rock on chicago.

no one ever appreciates the time and effort that goes into something that you care about. im in a band and we work our ass off to sound and look hte way we do. and wehen we have a show none of you(unless youre in a band) can either understand or appreciate the time and effort and flat our hard work that goes into playing a rock show. so what is it ( Read more... )

My job sucks, the last thing you want is inconsistancy. I just need to get one of these muthafuckin songs to hit. That would solve A LOT of problems. Got my income tax returns today. Im tryin really hard to not get in my truck and go to the tattoo parlor. It wouldnt be the first time my lack of better judgment got the best of me. Well after ( Read more... )

Mississippi recently passed a law making it illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public. Arizona is passing a similar law making it illegal for a man to have an erection in an establishment where alcohol is served. I dont have to sit here and tell you all the things wrong with this country. And if you think these laws are viable, do me a ( Read more... )