three bottles of gin and a stroke

[micjagger]

a couple a weeks ago I started listening to all my music records backwards. coincidentally I also stopped sleeping because I had fallen off my bed and into the box of speed I had been looking for. But you'd be suprised about the crazy stuff you hear when records are played backwards..... one second it's just a bunch of random screechy noises which

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[anonymous]

Looks like it's back to the hospital for you eh ?

[anonymous]

Yeah, so, this one time, there was this guy, I think he was a door to door insurance salesman. Well, I let him come in, but apparently, I had forgotten to tell him that I hadn't fed my german shepard in about two weeks. So as soon as he came in my dog mauled and mauled on his flesh untill he was reduced to a bloody pile of flesh. Ironically, this guy hadn't bought any insurance himself, so when he went to the hospital, they refused to operate on him. When I attended his funeral I told his kid to shut up and stop crying or I would shove him in his daddy's casket.