This is what happens when I listen to The Divine Miss M herself. Bette Midler and Naruto aren’t supposed to mix, anza. No, no, no. Even worse, though, was when Runaway Bride came on TV at some point as I was listening to Chapel of Love/Do You Want to Dance while writing. Coincidence or not, my mind explored a strange new idea and boldly went ( Read more... )

I wrote this while working on another fic that I was writing instead of the fic I originally started out to do. Still part of the ooc WNMS bit, since that's all I seem able to do lately, but gee by golly are these two getting weird(er) and perverse(ier) each time. On one hand, I didn't use the c-word at all. Score. On the other hand, I'm still ( Read more... )

This stemmed from a scene I scrapped from Ends Meet a long time ago. It was supposed to be a separate one-shot, in the past tense (plumb forgot how to do that), way before WNMS, which is weird, since in the original scrap, Naruto was wearing glasses and there was a Doraemon clock, too. I didn't remember this until recently, but when I made the ( Read more... )

Permission to sob in a corner now, yes?

***

Characters: Naruto/Sasuke, Sai, Tamaki, Obito, Itachi, Mei
Rating: PG-13
Words: 14,749
Summary: “It’s still a wedding, isn’t it?”

( The Theory of Happiness )

So I lied about the word count last time. I didn't realise it'd grow another 2k during the attempt-at-cleanup process and would almost be as long as Apartment 402 (shorter by 10 words, gdi), but finally, this eyesore can die in a volcano. I've been so anxious about the whole thing, which is why I almost chickened out on posting the rest, because I ( Read more... )

Ugh, I'm so miffed. Not only did I go past the 10k mark, I had to split this. But okay. The reception to Sasuke's aunt's wedding. Let's jump on it again. Like Hot Butter Popcorn Apache.

I had the first part up a fraction of a second, nearly scrapped the blasted thing after taking it down because sometimes I really can't with myself, took a little ( Read more... )

Marking yet another appearance of spreadlegs!Sasuke, and I'm like, seriously, wth? I think he's the product of some weird form of power play; canon says he's attracted to power for reasons, so I've not completely lost it, okay. But this kind of domineering Sasuke who's a freak in bed comfortable in his sexuality and not above using his sensuality ( Read more... )

Sakura and Naruto. And pregnancy. (o_o) Like most ideas, don't know where this came from, either (not even a big pregnancy fic fan), but I will say, if I had to pick a canon pairing, other than Team Seven, it'd be these two.

***

Characters: Naruto/Sakura
Rating: PG
Words: 242
Summary: How the world goes round.

( up, down. sky, ground. )

A little ditty about Naruto and Sasuke...two Japanese kids doing the best they can. /shotNote to self: Stop making your Naruto so clingy and childish and whiny. It's not endearing. It's counterclockwise. /shot again ( Read more... )

Ugh, how did this get so unbearably long? No comment on the title or its length. Except I can only blame this wonderful cover of such a gorgeous song. And the Wonder Girls ( Read more... )