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[mickmw]

A guy walks into a bar and orders 5 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "5 shots?" "Yes", the guy says, "I'm celebrating my first blow job." The bartender replies, "hell let me buy you 1!" "No thanks" the guy says, "If 5 don't get the taste out of my mouth, then the 6th won't matter

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Chihuahua!

[pot_n_pancho]

That sounds like something they might have made Speedy Gonzalez say.

I wonder if you actually went in & said you were celebrating a 1st blowjob, if a bartender would give ya a free drink? Would you have to order the first 5 shots? Would a chick get one for the first time a dude(chick) went down on her? Does an eyeball feel pain or just the muscles & tissue around it? Will I ever start on Nate's scratchboard? Is Paul Pope's take on Batman really crappy or am I just jealous? Do they still have the same bobble-head turtles in Galveston? Will there ever be another Cheech & Chong movie? Do I gotta love violent pornography? It is a good song.

[simsy15]

I must say Mikey... I'm enjoying the new turn your journal is taking, the jokes are very nice... Hope you had fun this weekend and I promise I wont go to Waco this weekend so we should get a group to cosmic bowl on Friday... or at least go have a few beers at Applebees

[sensless2416]

hey mikey remember when i asked you about your first blow job and how you got the taste out of your mouth... i guess whiskey is the way to go eh?

[mickmw]

Eh...I just suck a better tasting one.

[mickmw]

Holy crap that was disgusting. Haha. Gross. I apologize for the former post.