Cinderella Exploded, and They Lived Happily Ever After
Title: Cinderella Exploded, and They Lived Happily Ever After
Pairing: Kangin/Leeteuk
Genre: Humor
Rating: R
Disclaimer: I don’t own the boys.
Summery: The management got a plan to dissolve KangTeuk pairing, and Kangin dealt with it.
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“Oh, come in, take a seat.”
A man in grey suit invited Kangin into the room occupied with a few people from the management position of SME. Kangin glanced around the room nervously and took a seat in front of them. He had no idea why he was called for the meeting, and he was mentally listing up the small accidents and mistakes he made that could be the reason of him being summoned here. Is telling Donghae that Santa Claus doesn’t really exist bad enough to make me fired from the group?
“We’ve got a call from your manager and he said Leeteuk will be late because of the delay of the shooting. He’ll catch up as soon as the shooting is over, so let’s start without him for now.” A man with beard explained him, taking a seat himself.
“Oh, is he supposed to be here too?” Kangin relieved for a bit knowing that at least he would not be kicked out of the group in charge of spoiling kid’s dream. But he was still nervous for not being informed. “Um, Sir, may I ask you why I was called for this meeting?”
“Don’t be so worried, boy,” the beard man smiled at Kangin, “it’s not a big deal actually. We’re considering to make a development in fan service, and we’ve concluded that changing the pair will work well as a refreshment, so we’re going to start it with your pairing, KangTeuk.”
“WHAT!?”, roared Kangin, standing up from the seat immediately.
“Whoa whoa, boy, calm down!”, laughed the beard man. “It’s not a big deal, is it? Because you and Leeteuk are doing really well with those fan service things, we thought you can spread it to others.”
“But…” Kangin hesitated. He knew he was doing well, more than just well actually, because he had a hidden feeling for Leeteuk. He didn’t intend to confess it to Leeteuk or anyone because he knew it could cause a trouble on them and the whole group, so he had been keeping it to himself for a long time. However, because he was a young boy with sound mind and body, he took an advantage in the position as the official partner of the leader, and enjoyed so much of it, maybe too much sometimes. But there was no way he could blab out those excuse to the management, so he had to restrain himself and deal with the situation.
“Well, I am calmed down.” Kangin settled himself in the seat again. “Uh, do you have any concrete plans already, sir? Or is it just an abstract suggestion?”
A man in grey suite took out some paper from the brief case and passed it around.
“First, we are considering Ryewook or Sungmin as your potential partner”, declared the man.
“WHAT!?”, shouted Kangin, again. “Please! They’re kids! Isn’t it even illegal to pair up Ryewook with someone!? Child abuse or something!?”
“We’ve discussed and concluded that the pairs should have opposite charms in respective composer, like the masculinity of you and the femininity of those two boys”, explained the man.
“So I have to pick my partner from between an infant and a bunny boy?” Kangin sighed heavily and covered his face. Then he noticed something. “Hey, wait… According to your strategy for pairing up, who do you guys consider for Leeteuk hyung?”
The man in suite gestured others to flip the paper to the next page. There were a picture of Leeteuk on the left side, and the pictures of other two members on the right.
“Well, because fans have delicate and fragile image on Leeteuk, we’re considering someone strong but gentle, so maybe Hangeng or Siwon will suit.”
The guys from the management nodded in agreement, but Kangin frowned. He really hated the idea. Though he was confident in his strong frame and manly feature, he admitted at the same time that Hangeon’s sweet smile or Siwon’s gracefulness would suit well with the beauty of Leeteuk. Besides, those two were taller and a bit better-built than him, he admitted bitterly. What the fuck is wrong with having a little bit of fat around your stomach!? It could make you look tough and masculine, right!? He mumbled in his mouth, examining his chubby stomach.
“I don’t think Heechul hyung will be happy with the plan because those two are considered as his.” Kangin meant it. He was sure Heechul was not generous enough to happily share his properties with someone else, especially when it came to his favorite toys.
“Well, actually we’ve discussed about it too. I think we should make him stuck in drama schedule for a while to distract him from this plan, but we’ve concluded it will work after all.” The man in suit flipped anther paper and indicated the title on the page; How to deal with the matters concerning Kim Heechul. Kangin frowned and bit him lips. “But still… if my memory is correct, I think you guys named me Kangin, the strong, because I am the representative of the strength in the group, huh? And I am gentle enough, even sweet for some people. Hey, fans don’t call me raccoon for no reason! I am fucking sweet, guys!” Kangin talked like mad with sweat on his forehead, which made the management people startled and taken aback. They had never seen this tough guy so upset, so they exchanged the nervous glances each other, wondering maybe this guy had had something wrong at lunch. Catching the reactions of them, Kangin noticed he had gone too far and coughed meaninglessly to retrieve the situation.
“I mean… I am strong and gentle. And if Leeteuk hyung is paired up with someone with those virtue already, what’s the point of reforming the pair first of all?”, said Kangin composedly this time, confident in his theory.
“Well… what you said makes sense somehow. You’re right, we should give Leeteuk’s pair a concept with something flesh, something new!” The beard man declared excitedly. A panic washed over Kangin again.
“No, sir, that’s not what I suggested, I meant-“
“Don’t be worried, boy. We’ve got plan-B already, to tell you the truth. Actually, Kyuhyun kind of volunteered to be a new partner of Leeteuk. We should give it a thought once more.”
“Kyuhyun!? The mangnae!?” Kangin screamed and secretly wrote down the mangnae’s name on the top of his mental Death Note.
“Anyway, we have to see what Leeteuk will say, so let’s suspend the conclusion for now. Thank you for coming, Kangin. We’ll report you after the meeting with Leeteuk.” The beard man stood up and shock Kangin’s hand. Kangin greeted back halfheartedly and dashed out of the room as soon as he was released from the meeting. It was an emergency.
Fifteen minute later, Kangin kidnapped Leeteuk as soon as the poor leader walked out of a television station building, pushed the leader into the car and drove to his apartment. Leeteuk resisted first, but the younger silenced him by a strangely keen look until they arrived at the destination. Once they were at the living room of Kangin’s apartment, Leeteuk pounced on the other finally.
“Ya, Kangin-ah, what’s this all about? I need to go see the management, I don’t really have time!”
“I talked to them already,” said Kangin, tense on his voice. “They’ve got a plan to dissolve KangTeuk and pair up us with someone else. That’s why I dragged you here, because I can’t let that happen.”
“What do you mea-“ Leeteuk spoke up, but Kangin stopped it by grabbing the older’s shoulder strongly.
“Let’s skip the pretenses and fake denials here, because I have a feeling for you and I know you feel the same for me. So now I’m gonna kiss you and fuck you hard into the bed till you scream my name and promise you’d say no to their plan. Any objection?” With that, Kangin looked into the other’s eyes keenly, hoping to find the positive answer there. There was a complete silence for a few second, then Leeteuk reached him hands to pull the other’s body closer.
“No”, the older spoke into the other’s mouth, “Not really, and fuck me already.”
Kangin groaned in answer, catching the other’s lips with his. He kissed hard, as he grabbed the other’s butt and rubbed their groins against each other. The older moaned in pleasure and wrapped his arms around the other’s neck, encouraging him for more. Kangin’s finger traced the smooth line of the other’s bare back, then, he stopped suddenly. He remembered something.
“Um, Teukie hyung, I have to make a call,” said Kangin in hoarse voice.
“A what!?”, protested Leeteuk between pants, “Can’t you just forget about a fucking call when your hand is sneaking under my shirt!?”
“It’s important, for us. Will you wait for me at my bedroom, please? I’m coming soon”, begged Kangin. Looking at those puppy eyes, the older sighed and nodded finally.
“Okay, I’ll wait for you there.” Leeteuk glared at the other. “But don’t make me wait too long, or I’ll start it without you.” Kangin nodded promptly, though he couldn’t help imagining the scene and he admitted to himself that he kind of liked it.
As watching the older walking to the bedroom, Kangin quickly pulled out his mobile from a pocket and dialed to someone. Because he was not only the sweet raccoon but the wise one, he didn’t forget to call to Heechul and leak the scheme the management was up to.
Later, he heard their pretty Cinderella literally exploded in the middle of the office of the management and brought a hell on them. After that incident, nobody ever brought up the plan of reforming the parings again, and they all lived happily ever after.
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Pairing: Kangin/Leeteuk
Genre: Humor
Rating: R
Disclaimer: I don’t own the boys.
Summery: The management got a plan to dissolve KangTeuk pairing, and Kangin dealt with it.
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“Oh, come in, take a seat.”
A man in grey suit invited Kangin into the room occupied with a few people from the management position of SME. Kangin glanced around the room nervously and took a seat in front of them. He had no idea why he was called for the meeting, and he was mentally listing up the small accidents and mistakes he made that could be the reason of him being summoned here. Is telling Donghae that Santa Claus doesn’t really exist bad enough to make me fired from the group?
“We’ve got a call from your manager and he said Leeteuk will be late because of the delay of the shooting. He’ll catch up as soon as the shooting is over, so let’s start without him for now.” A man with beard explained him, taking a seat himself.
“Oh, is he supposed to be here too?” Kangin relieved for a bit knowing that at least he would not be kicked out of the group in charge of spoiling kid’s dream. But he was still nervous for not being informed. “Um, Sir, may I ask you why I was called for this meeting?”
“Don’t be so worried, boy,” the beard man smiled at Kangin, “it’s not a big deal actually. We’re considering to make a development in fan service, and we’ve concluded that changing the pair will work well as a refreshment, so we’re going to start it with your pairing, KangTeuk.”
“WHAT!?”, roared Kangin, standing up from the seat immediately.
“Whoa whoa, boy, calm down!”, laughed the beard man. “It’s not a big deal, is it? Because you and Leeteuk are doing really well with those fan service things, we thought you can spread it to others.”
“But…” Kangin hesitated. He knew he was doing well, more than just well actually, because he had a hidden feeling for Leeteuk. He didn’t intend to confess it to Leeteuk or anyone because he knew it could cause a trouble on them and the whole group, so he had been keeping it to himself for a long time. However, because he was a young boy with sound mind and body, he took an advantage in the position as the official partner of the leader, and enjoyed so much of it, maybe too much sometimes. But there was no way he could blab out those excuse to the management, so he had to restrain himself and deal with the situation.
“Well, I am calmed down.” Kangin settled himself in the seat again. “Uh, do you have any concrete plans already, sir? Or is it just an abstract suggestion?”
A man in grey suite took out some paper from the brief case and passed it around.
“First, we are considering Ryewook or Sungmin as your potential partner”, declared the man.
“WHAT!?”, shouted Kangin, again. “Please! They’re kids! Isn’t it even illegal to pair up Ryewook with someone!? Child abuse or something!?”
“We’ve discussed and concluded that the pairs should have opposite charms in respective composer, like the masculinity of you and the femininity of those two boys”, explained the man.
“So I have to pick my partner from between an infant and a bunny boy?” Kangin sighed heavily and covered his face. Then he noticed something. “Hey, wait… According to your strategy for pairing up, who do you guys consider for Leeteuk hyung?”
The man in suite gestured others to flip the paper to the next page. There were a picture of Leeteuk on the left side, and the pictures of other two members on the right.
“Well, because fans have delicate and fragile image on Leeteuk, we’re considering someone strong but gentle, so maybe Hangeng or Siwon will suit.”
The guys from the management nodded in agreement, but Kangin frowned. He really hated the idea. Though he was confident in his strong frame and manly feature, he admitted at the same time that Hangeon’s sweet smile or Siwon’s gracefulness would suit well with the beauty of Leeteuk. Besides, those two were taller and a bit better-built than him, he admitted bitterly. What the fuck is wrong with having a little bit of fat around your stomach!? It could make you look tough and masculine, right!? He mumbled in his mouth, examining his chubby stomach.
“I don’t think Heechul hyung will be happy with the plan because those two are considered as his.” Kangin meant it. He was sure Heechul was not generous enough to happily share his properties with someone else, especially when it came to his favorite toys.
“Well, actually we’ve discussed about it too. I think we should make him stuck in drama schedule for a while to distract him from this plan, but we’ve concluded it will work after all.” The man in suit flipped anther paper and indicated the title on the page; How to deal with the matters concerning Kim Heechul. Kangin frowned and bit him lips. “But still… if my memory is correct, I think you guys named me Kangin, the strong, because I am the representative of the strength in the group, huh? And I am gentle enough, even sweet for some people. Hey, fans don’t call me raccoon for no reason! I am fucking sweet, guys!” Kangin talked like mad with sweat on his forehead, which made the management people startled and taken aback. They had never seen this tough guy so upset, so they exchanged the nervous glances each other, wondering maybe this guy had had something wrong at lunch. Catching the reactions of them, Kangin noticed he had gone too far and coughed meaninglessly to retrieve the situation.
“I mean… I am strong and gentle. And if Leeteuk hyung is paired up with someone with those virtue already, what’s the point of reforming the pair first of all?”, said Kangin composedly this time, confident in his theory.
“Well… what you said makes sense somehow. You’re right, we should give Leeteuk’s pair a concept with something flesh, something new!” The beard man declared excitedly. A panic washed over Kangin again.
“No, sir, that’s not what I suggested, I meant-“
“Don’t be worried, boy. We’ve got plan-B already, to tell you the truth. Actually, Kyuhyun kind of volunteered to be a new partner of Leeteuk. We should give it a thought once more.”
“Kyuhyun!? The mangnae!?” Kangin screamed and secretly wrote down the mangnae’s name on the top of his mental Death Note.
“Anyway, we have to see what Leeteuk will say, so let’s suspend the conclusion for now. Thank you for coming, Kangin. We’ll report you after the meeting with Leeteuk.” The beard man stood up and shock Kangin’s hand. Kangin greeted back halfheartedly and dashed out of the room as soon as he was released from the meeting. It was an emergency.
Fifteen minute later, Kangin kidnapped Leeteuk as soon as the poor leader walked out of a television station building, pushed the leader into the car and drove to his apartment. Leeteuk resisted first, but the younger silenced him by a strangely keen look until they arrived at the destination. Once they were at the living room of Kangin’s apartment, Leeteuk pounced on the other finally.
“Ya, Kangin-ah, what’s this all about? I need to go see the management, I don’t really have time!”
“I talked to them already,” said Kangin, tense on his voice. “They’ve got a plan to dissolve KangTeuk and pair up us with someone else. That’s why I dragged you here, because I can’t let that happen.”
“What do you mea-“ Leeteuk spoke up, but Kangin stopped it by grabbing the older’s shoulder strongly.
“Let’s skip the pretenses and fake denials here, because I have a feeling for you and I know you feel the same for me. So now I’m gonna kiss you and fuck you hard into the bed till you scream my name and promise you’d say no to their plan. Any objection?” With that, Kangin looked into the other’s eyes keenly, hoping to find the positive answer there. There was a complete silence for a few second, then Leeteuk reached him hands to pull the other’s body closer.
“No”, the older spoke into the other’s mouth, “Not really, and fuck me already.”
Kangin groaned in answer, catching the other’s lips with his. He kissed hard, as he grabbed the other’s butt and rubbed their groins against each other. The older moaned in pleasure and wrapped his arms around the other’s neck, encouraging him for more. Kangin’s finger traced the smooth line of the other’s bare back, then, he stopped suddenly. He remembered something.
“Um, Teukie hyung, I have to make a call,” said Kangin in hoarse voice.
“A what!?”, protested Leeteuk between pants, “Can’t you just forget about a fucking call when your hand is sneaking under my shirt!?”
“It’s important, for us. Will you wait for me at my bedroom, please? I’m coming soon”, begged Kangin. Looking at those puppy eyes, the older sighed and nodded finally.
“Okay, I’ll wait for you there.” Leeteuk glared at the other. “But don’t make me wait too long, or I’ll start it without you.” Kangin nodded promptly, though he couldn’t help imagining the scene and he admitted to himself that he kind of liked it.
As watching the older walking to the bedroom, Kangin quickly pulled out his mobile from a pocket and dialed to someone. Because he was not only the sweet raccoon but the wise one, he didn’t forget to call to Heechul and leak the scheme the management was up to.
Later, he heard their pretty Cinderella literally exploded in the middle of the office of the management and brought a hell on them. After that incident, nobody ever brought up the plan of reforming the parings again, and they all lived happily ever after.
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