I'm Not Getting Old!
Title: I’m Not Getting Old!
Pairing: Kangin/Leeteuk, Kyuhyun/Leeteuk
Genre: Humor
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I don’t own them, only the plot.
Summary: Because Kangin pisses off Leeteuk by calling him old, Leeteuk declares to cheat on Kangin with someone younger than him.
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Leeteuk was panting heavily. He looked around the other members in the backstage room, and realized the cruel fact that he was the only one exhausted like hell because of the rehearsal performance on the stage he had just finished for the TV program shot today.
“You’re getting old, hyung.”
Kangin laughed and handed a bottle of water to the elder leaning against the wall.
“I’m not.”
Leeteuk glared at the younger and drank down the water desperately. He hated being called old, he hated getting old. He had to be an ageless angel. He believed he was an ageless angel.
“You’re lucky you’ve got a young one like me to take care of you.”
Kangin mockingly wiped off the sweat on the elder’s forehead with towel in an exaggerated way. Leeteuk shook off the hand irritably. The cheeky smile on the younger’s face irritated him even more.
“You’re just one year younger than me.”
“One year makes huge difference, hyung.”
Leeteuk frowned. He felt really offended. He knew his younger lover sometimes got mean to him, but Leeteuk was not always the whimpering baby as the younger expected. He could be mean, too.
“Enjoy your youth, boy. I’ll go cheat with someone younger than you!”
Leeteuk declared proudly, but Kangin seemed totally unaffected. The younger rather widened the grin provocatively.
“Really. I’m so amazed. But I wonder if you can get a good one at your age.”
Leeteuk gritted his teeth and looked around the room furiously looking for the candidate. His eyes spotted Sungmin and Ryeowook chattering animatedly at the other side of the room.
“I’ll cheat with Sungmin.”
Kangin blew out a laughter immediately.
“And what do you do in bed? Playing with dolls?”
“Then Ryeowook!”
“Playing house?”
Kangin collapsed from laughter and wiped his tears.
“Great, go ahead, but come home before it gets dark!”
Kangin literally rolled on the floor, laughing. Leeteuk flushed with fury and kicked the younger.
“Stop playing dork! Damn it, I need the youngest! Our manknae! Kyuhyun-ah! Kyuhyun-ah! Where are you?! I need your help!”
Just then, Yesung walked by the scene. He saw the desperation on Leeteuk’s face and decided to show his kindness. That was rare.
“Hyung, do you have a problem? Maybe I can help-“
“No, thanks. You’re too old.”
Leeteuk declined in a snap, without even tossing a glance. Yesung wandered off wordlessly to heal his broken heart by an interaction with his pet. Yes, he’d brought his turtle to the studio.
“Damn it, where’s Kyuhyun?!”
Leeteuk was so desperate that he almost jumped onto Shindong for his cheating attempt. Shindong was at least younger, and bigger than Kangin.
Kangin recovered from the fits of laughter and cuddled the elder into his arms from behind.
“Calm down, baby. You don’t really wanna do this, do you?”
Kangin spoke tenderly against the back of Leeteuk’s ear. It was not fair, because Leeteuk could never tell a lie when he was feeling the warmth of Kangin’s touch.
“…Say I’m not getting old”, Leeteuk demanded.
“You’re not getting old, Angel.”
Kangin placed a peck on the top of Leeteuk’s head, and the elder didn’t complain any more. The younger tightened the embrace and whispered seductively.
“You should prove it tonight, in bed.”
“I thought I was satisfying you”, Leeteuk pouted.
“You totally are, sweetie, but you sometimes faint when we’re on the third round-“
“WE ARE IN PUBLIC, KIM YOUNGWOON!!”
Leeteuk turned around immediately and covered the younger’s mouth with his hands. Kangin grinned and attempted to make some more indecent comments, but then a staff came to call them for the stage.
“Tonight, at your room. Okay?”
Kangin whispered into the elder’s ear before they were placed at the wings of the stage separately. Leeteuk nodded and held the younger’s hand for a moment before going off to his position. Kangin was absolutely not sure if he could concentrate on the stage today.
“I heard you were calling me for help.”
It was Kyuhyun who talked to Leeteuk at the wing of the stage. There was a MC running the program on the stage, and they were supposed to be called for in a minute.
“Oh, yeah, it was nothing, actually. It’s fine now, everything is…settled.”
Leeteuk answered, blushing slightly remembering the promise with Kangin tonight.
“Good then.”
Kyuhyun murmured in a low voice, and reached his hand for Leeteuk’s hair.
“W-What?”
“Tape.”
Kyuhyun opened his hand to the elder. There was a small piece of sparkling tape showered over them at the rehearsal.
“Oh, um, thank you.”
“You’re welcome.”
Kyuhyun let the piece of tape fall onto the ground slowly. Leeteuk was following it with his eyes unconsciously, and that was why he was taken aback a little when Kyuhyun opened his mouth again.
“You can call me if you need help for something, for anything, hyung.”
Kyuhyun smiled bewitchingly and walked out to the stage, leaving Leeteuk all stunned.
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Pairing: Kangin/Leeteuk, Kyuhyun/Leeteuk
Genre: Humor
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I don’t own them, only the plot.
Summary: Because Kangin pisses off Leeteuk by calling him old, Leeteuk declares to cheat on Kangin with someone younger than him.
****
Leeteuk was panting heavily. He looked around the other members in the backstage room, and realized the cruel fact that he was the only one exhausted like hell because of the rehearsal performance on the stage he had just finished for the TV program shot today.
“You’re getting old, hyung.”
Kangin laughed and handed a bottle of water to the elder leaning against the wall.
“I’m not.”
Leeteuk glared at the younger and drank down the water desperately. He hated being called old, he hated getting old. He had to be an ageless angel. He believed he was an ageless angel.
“You’re lucky you’ve got a young one like me to take care of you.”
Kangin mockingly wiped off the sweat on the elder’s forehead with towel in an exaggerated way. Leeteuk shook off the hand irritably. The cheeky smile on the younger’s face irritated him even more.
“You’re just one year younger than me.”
“One year makes huge difference, hyung.”
Leeteuk frowned. He felt really offended. He knew his younger lover sometimes got mean to him, but Leeteuk was not always the whimpering baby as the younger expected. He could be mean, too.
“Enjoy your youth, boy. I’ll go cheat with someone younger than you!”
Leeteuk declared proudly, but Kangin seemed totally unaffected. The younger rather widened the grin provocatively.
“Really. I’m so amazed. But I wonder if you can get a good one at your age.”
Leeteuk gritted his teeth and looked around the room furiously looking for the candidate. His eyes spotted Sungmin and Ryeowook chattering animatedly at the other side of the room.
“I’ll cheat with Sungmin.”
Kangin blew out a laughter immediately.
“And what do you do in bed? Playing with dolls?”
“Then Ryeowook!”
“Playing house?”
Kangin collapsed from laughter and wiped his tears.
“Great, go ahead, but come home before it gets dark!”
Kangin literally rolled on the floor, laughing. Leeteuk flushed with fury and kicked the younger.
“Stop playing dork! Damn it, I need the youngest! Our manknae! Kyuhyun-ah! Kyuhyun-ah! Where are you?! I need your help!”
Just then, Yesung walked by the scene. He saw the desperation on Leeteuk’s face and decided to show his kindness. That was rare.
“Hyung, do you have a problem? Maybe I can help-“
“No, thanks. You’re too old.”
Leeteuk declined in a snap, without even tossing a glance. Yesung wandered off wordlessly to heal his broken heart by an interaction with his pet. Yes, he’d brought his turtle to the studio.
“Damn it, where’s Kyuhyun?!”
Leeteuk was so desperate that he almost jumped onto Shindong for his cheating attempt. Shindong was at least younger, and bigger than Kangin.
Kangin recovered from the fits of laughter and cuddled the elder into his arms from behind.
“Calm down, baby. You don’t really wanna do this, do you?”
Kangin spoke tenderly against the back of Leeteuk’s ear. It was not fair, because Leeteuk could never tell a lie when he was feeling the warmth of Kangin’s touch.
“…Say I’m not getting old”, Leeteuk demanded.
“You’re not getting old, Angel.”
Kangin placed a peck on the top of Leeteuk’s head, and the elder didn’t complain any more. The younger tightened the embrace and whispered seductively.
“You should prove it tonight, in bed.”
“I thought I was satisfying you”, Leeteuk pouted.
“You totally are, sweetie, but you sometimes faint when we’re on the third round-“
“WE ARE IN PUBLIC, KIM YOUNGWOON!!”
Leeteuk turned around immediately and covered the younger’s mouth with his hands. Kangin grinned and attempted to make some more indecent comments, but then a staff came to call them for the stage.
“Tonight, at your room. Okay?”
Kangin whispered into the elder’s ear before they were placed at the wings of the stage separately. Leeteuk nodded and held the younger’s hand for a moment before going off to his position. Kangin was absolutely not sure if he could concentrate on the stage today.
“I heard you were calling me for help.”
It was Kyuhyun who talked to Leeteuk at the wing of the stage. There was a MC running the program on the stage, and they were supposed to be called for in a minute.
“Oh, yeah, it was nothing, actually. It’s fine now, everything is…settled.”
Leeteuk answered, blushing slightly remembering the promise with Kangin tonight.
“Good then.”
Kyuhyun murmured in a low voice, and reached his hand for Leeteuk’s hair.
“W-What?”
“Tape.”
Kyuhyun opened his hand to the elder. There was a small piece of sparkling tape showered over them at the rehearsal.
“Oh, um, thank you.”
“You’re welcome.”
Kyuhyun let the piece of tape fall onto the ground slowly. Leeteuk was following it with his eyes unconsciously, and that was why he was taken aback a little when Kyuhyun opened his mouth again.
“You can call me if you need help for something, for anything, hyung.”
Kyuhyun smiled bewitchingly and walked out to the stage, leaving Leeteuk all stunned.
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