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[microbeast]

I have been inspired by Marina to start looking at the missed connections page on Syracuse's Craigslist, and this is the first one I saw

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[sir_charlah]

I like the chess one

[yyyyop]

i think the scene would be so perfect.... An old man walks into an old woman's hospital room and stares lovingly at her sleeping face for the first time. The sound of a heart rate monitor can be heard. He leans down close to her and whispers in her ear, "Check Mate." Her eyes flutter open. She flatlines. FIN

[microbeast]

Yesss this IS perfect! can I use it in my ad?

[yyyyop]

haha sure

[breadfactory]

hmmm i think that you should post it to the most distant city from you, both geographically and spiritually.

also i think that it should be an inmate, really.

oh man also i posted another ad and i have gotten four responses today and they have all been amazing (only one has been serious).

[microbeast]

I think it's your duty to show it to me, both the ad and responses. also on FX there is a show with these like 12 year olds and they have this huge huuuuuge bag of cocaine, wtf no they don't.

[unicornlore]

You and your friend Marina better not have been making fun of my personal ad on Syracuse's Craig's List, which has yet to find me true love or a casual fling. I almost had an internet date actually, but the girl chickened out the day of the date. A couple people wrote me back just to insult me.

Also, I encountered that Missing Mom add as well. I wonder if that poster's mom will search the discreet glory hole/sex posts on the Men Looking for Men personals and chance upon her long lost daughter?