yo"The communist government of Romania ran episodes of Dallas in the 1980s hoping that it would convince people that capitalism was corrupt and decadent. Instead it sowed discontent with the communist system, as viewers looked past the characters to the portrayal of American lifestyles. Soon after the government fell, a Romanian businessman created ( Read more... )

I have to write a book report that is due tomorrow for a book I have only sort of read. It has to be 1,000 words and I wrote 380 of them about Ganesh so I think I am pretty safe and will probably watch an episode of Dallas and put the rest off until 5:00 tomorrow.

"HEY, WAS THAT YOU fucking in the woods? So goddamn nice of you to leave your dirty cumbags everywhere. TAKE YOUR SHIT AWAY WITH YOU SO WE DON'T HAVE TO SIT HERE AND LOOK AT YOUR JIZZ!Sincerely ( Read more... )

Things we saw in the woods by Belfaire ( Read more... )

Last night I promptly changed my watch forward at around 3am, and it wasn't until morning that I realized that I completely forgot my daylight savings time ritual that I have had since middle school, which is to keep my watch at the previous time for as long as possible, remembering to add or subtract an hour depending on the time of year. I ( Read more... )

We went to the museum and it was pretty awesome for an hour I would say. I didn't care about learning anything and didn't read any of the plaques and sometimes not even the animal names. I was just there to see some sweet stuffed beasts. And beautiful dioramas, which I am going to start making. The biodiversity room was the best, hands down. I won' ( Read more... )

Today someone brought a puppy into class. Then I saw a raccoon running around in a dumpster. It looked like a giant cat, and it was running and I wanted to throw my book at it. Imagine if I had! It would have been such a good fight.

Today was a good day for animals. Tomorrow will be the worst.

2) Learn hypnotism

Things I Have To Do

1) commit crimes

You know that PBS show where they put people in 1800s houses and stuff? What if they actually send those people back in time and they don't even know it?

I want to make a mix of songs that only have the word "America" in their title, and it will only have two songs on it. The contest is for you to decide what they are.