An Interlude of Horsey Humor

[microkate]

Dressage Test for Horses Unsuited for Anything

A. Enter at ordinary serpentine
X. Sprawl. Salute
C. Stop dead. Try to remember if you turn left or right. Scribe flips test sheet; horse snorts and dances to the left in a leg-yield. Go with the flow and turn left. Good, no whistle for off course. Horse sees open gate at A. Continue at ordinary

Comments

[anonymous]

You made me laugh so hard I woke up the wee one! Please tell me this hasn't actually happened to you...
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[dawnhunter]

OMG HOW did you find Simon's dressage test?!?!?!?! ;)

[yasodadeiconti]

That beats my 'dressage test in a sandstorm so thick I can't see the letters...' story hands down. HUGS

[alchemist_9327]

If you think a dressage test on your horse is frustrating, imagine how difficult it would be if you had used your pet Stegosaurus !

He would have eaten the wooden signs with the letters on them; but can you imagine the look on the judge's face when you ride in on an animal 9 feet tall and 30 feet long ?