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~*BASICS*~
NAME: Haley
AGE: 21
LOCATION: Mobile, Alabama, USA
FAVORITE BANDS/ARTISTS/WTFEVER: Air, Flaming Lips, Coldplay, Chantal Kreviazuk, among others.
~*OPINIONS*~
KEN JENNINGS: He's this guy on a game show. Has he lost yet?
SXE: With who?
CANNIBALISM: I like to bite...hard.
BEASTIALITY: No thank you.
GROUPHUG.US: What's that?
ANGELINA JOLIE'S CRAZY-HUGE LIPS: Sexy as hell. She's fuckin' gorgeous.
LOW-FAT POPTARTS: Mmmm...Evil Poptarts.
LOW-CARB FOODS: No.
~*OTHER*~
PLEASE TELL US SOMETHING GROSS ABOUT YOURSELF (grouphug.us-style confession. not a lame one, plz): I've given head to 2 of the 3 guys I used to go to church with and I intend to seduce the third.
PLEASE TELL US THE STORY OF HOW MOTHER ANGELICA LOST HER EYE: She was an extra on the movie The Birds when a bird actually went birdserk and went for her eye. She thought it was God's punishment for porking the director and the director's assistant, and 3 of the other extras, so she became a nun.
WRITE A HAIKU ABOUT LEPROSY (five syllables, seven syllables, five syllables):
Leprosy, oh my
You will fall apart, then die
Now, I say bye-bye
(oh, wow, I even ryhmed!)
PROMOTE THIS COMMUNITY IN A JOURNAL OR ANOTHER COMMUNITY. PUT A LINK TO THE ENTRY HERE (WE WILL FUCKEN CHECK):Link
DRAW SOMETHING IN 1 MINUTE IN MS PAINT (NO FUCKEN PHOTOSHOP!!!) WE WILL KNOW IF YOU'RE LYING, YOU FUCK:
~*PICTURES*~
POST PICTURES. CLEAR ONES. OF YOU.
MORE THAN THREE AND LESS THAN THIRTEEN.
ONE MUST BE 100x100 FOR THE COMMUNITY INFO, IF YOU ARE ACCEPTED.
