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~*BASICS*~
NAME: Amanda.
AGE: *~ JALE BATE.~*
LOCATION: Hollywood, FL.
FAVORITE BANDS/ARTISTS/WTFEVER: Oh man. RADIOHEAD. And Elvis Presley.
~*OPINIONS*~
KEN JENNINGS: OMGZ I WAN2SEX HIM SOBAD.
SXE (IT'S NOT FUCKEN SEX, IT STANDS FOR STRAIGHTXEDGE): Whateva. Not my personal motto but if you want to abstain from shit, it's your prerogative.
CANNIBALISM: O man, hot. I ate my lover's head one time. It gave him a huge boner.
BEASTIALITY: My first boyfriend looked a little like a parrot...
GROUPHUG.US: V. nice masturbation material.
ANGELINA JOLIE'S CRAZY-HUGE LIPS: AAAH. Hottest ever.
LOW-FAT POPTARTS: Nutrigrain bars 4 ever.
LOW-CARB FOODS: Ew. Fat free pwns low carb.
~*OTHER*~
PLEASE TELL US SOMETHING GROSS ABOUT YOURSELF (grouphug.us-style confession. not a lame one, plz): I want to do Vicky's mom. Oh and I wore condoms as socks for an hour or so.
PLEASE TELL US THE STORY OF HOW MOTHER ANGELICA LOST HER EYE: Well this one time she was giving me oral sex and a giant penis sprouted from my navel and poked out her eye. It was so tragic. I weep to this day for my eyeball-covered cockosaurus.
WRITE A HAIKU ABOUT LEPROSY (five syllables, seven syllables, five syllables):
THIS 1 TIME MY SKIN
CAME PEELING OFF IN BIG SHEETS
AND O MAN IT HURT.
PROMOTE THIS COMMUNITY IN A JOURNAL OR ANOTHER COMMUNITY. PUT A LINK TO THE ENTRY HERE (WE WILL FUCKEN CHECK): FUCKEN HERE SLUTS
DRAW SOMETHING IN 1 MINUTE IN MS PAINT (NO FUCKEN PHOTOSHOP!!!) WE WILL KNOW IF YOU'RE LYING, YOU FUCK:
O HAY.
~*PICTURES*~
POST PICTURES. CLEAR ONES. OF YOU.
MORE THAN THREE AND LESS THAN THIRTEEN.
ONE MUST BE 100x100 FOR THE COMMUNITY INFO, IF YOU ARE ACCEPTED.
Ugh, you guys are really working me here, arentcha?!
HERE.
Oh oops that's not me.
These are, though. For realz. (1 2 3 and 100x100)
NAME: Amanda.
AGE: *~ JALE BATE.~*
LOCATION: Hollywood, FL.
FAVORITE BANDS/ARTISTS/WTFEVER: Oh man. RADIOHEAD. And Elvis Presley.
~*OPINIONS*~
KEN JENNINGS: OMGZ I WAN2SEX HIM SOBAD.
SXE (IT'S NOT FUCKEN SEX, IT STANDS FOR STRAIGHTXEDGE): Whateva. Not my personal motto but if you want to abstain from shit, it's your prerogative.
CANNIBALISM: O man, hot. I ate my lover's head one time. It gave him a huge boner.
BEASTIALITY: My first boyfriend looked a little like a parrot...
GROUPHUG.US: V. nice masturbation material.
ANGELINA JOLIE'S CRAZY-HUGE LIPS: AAAH. Hottest ever.
LOW-FAT POPTARTS: Nutrigrain bars 4 ever.
LOW-CARB FOODS: Ew. Fat free pwns low carb.
~*OTHER*~
PLEASE TELL US SOMETHING GROSS ABOUT YOURSELF (grouphug.us-style confession. not a lame one, plz): I want to do Vicky's mom. Oh and I wore condoms as socks for an hour or so.
PLEASE TELL US THE STORY OF HOW MOTHER ANGELICA LOST HER EYE: Well this one time she was giving me oral sex and a giant penis sprouted from my navel and poked out her eye. It was so tragic. I weep to this day for my eyeball-covered cockosaurus.
WRITE A HAIKU ABOUT LEPROSY (five syllables, seven syllables, five syllables):
THIS 1 TIME MY SKIN
CAME PEELING OFF IN BIG SHEETS
AND O MAN IT HURT.
PROMOTE THIS COMMUNITY IN A JOURNAL OR ANOTHER COMMUNITY. PUT A LINK TO THE ENTRY HERE (WE WILL FUCKEN CHECK): FUCKEN HERE SLUTS
DRAW SOMETHING IN 1 MINUTE IN MS PAINT (NO FUCKEN PHOTOSHOP!!!) WE WILL KNOW IF YOU'RE LYING, YOU FUCK:
O HAY.
~*PICTURES*~
POST PICTURES. CLEAR ONES. OF YOU.
MORE THAN THREE AND LESS THAN THIRTEEN.
ONE MUST BE 100x100 FOR THE COMMUNITY INFO, IF YOU ARE ACCEPTED.
Ugh, you guys are really working me here, arentcha?!
HERE.
Oh oops that's not me.
These are, though. For realz. (1 2 3 and 100x100)
