hey boys :O
~*BASICS*~
NAME: Auri
AGE: 18
LOCATION: Canada
FAVORITE BANDS/ARTISTS/WTFEVER: I like Britney Spears and The Killers and Green Day and Gwar (WOOO NOVEMBER 22!) and uhm... lots of other stuff. My musical taste is very diverse.
~*OPINIONS*~
KEN JENNINGS: I heard he is really smart. I never watch TV but I made fun of him on the internet once. He is kinda ugly, but he's got lots of money so I'd probably sleep with him.
SXE (IT'S NOT FUCKEN SEX, IT STANDS FOR STRAIGHTXEDGE): I donno whatever, I respect people who do what they want, or don't do. I do lots of drugs and I smoke and drink, but I have sxe friends and I'm like "that's more hardxcore than me man"
CANNIBALISM: Silence of the Lambs was pretty scarey. I heard people taste like deer or elk or something.
BEASTIALITY: Mmmm zebras. I mean. Hey in some ways that's cruelty to animals but whatev if that's what you wanna do, then do it man, all the power to you.
GROUPHUG.US: I tried looking at it last night but it wouldn't load :( I will try again right now. Oh wow that's great. I will post millions now!
ANGELINA JOLIE'S CRAZY-HUGE LIPS: I'm not one for big lips but if that's your thang whatevs more power to you. Otherwise she's pretty hot.
LOW-FAT POPTARTS: Poptarts are nasty
LOW-CARB FOODS: Atkins can kiss my fat ass, who cares how many carbs are in your fucking beer. BEER IS MADE OF BREAD. IT IS GOING TO HAVE VERY HIGH CARB LEVELS. GET DRUNK AND STOP CARING HOW FAT YOU ARE. People are too whiney now-a-days.
~*OTHER*~
PLEASE TELL US SOMETHING GROSS ABOUT YOURSELF (grouphug.us-style confession. not a lame one, plz): I find satisfaction in feeding off other people's misery and pain. Sites like Ogrish and Bangedup are my favourite, and when I was in highschool I would start fights because I got off on beating someone else's face into a cement wall. That occasionally got me into trouble or the hospital too though :(
PLEASE TELL US THE STORY OF HOW MOTHER ANGELICA LOST HER EYE: We were strolling down the edge of the river bank one day when this GIANT DOLPHIN leaped at her and humped her face, causing her eye to become lodged in the end of the dolphin's penis. So if you ever see a one-eyed dolphin penis, well, you know.
WRITE A HAIKU ABOUT LEPROSY (five syllables, seven syllables, five syllables):
Fingers, toes and skin
On the bottom of my tub
Oops there goes my shin
PROMOTE THIS COMMUNITY IN A JOURNAL OR ANOTHER COMMUNITY. PUT A LINK TO THE ENTRY HERE (WE WILL FUCKEN CHECK): dildobucket anyone?
DRAW SOMETHING IN 1 MINUTE IN MS PAINT (NO FUCKEN PHOTOSHOP!!!) WE WILL KNOW IF YOU'RE LYING, YOU FUCK:
~*PICTURES*~
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friend is licking my ear ono
b&w
ow flash burns eyes when hung over
I work at Family Pizza
I'm in a dress and my bf can't take pictures
ear licking friend again
buses are fun
Are you HCH?????
