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~*BASICS*~
NAME:
Evelyn (or 11) Anna
AGE:
21
LOCATION:
Chicagoland
FAVORITE BANDS/ARTISTS/WTFEVER:
Le Tegre, MTX, TMBG, Styx, Screeching Weasel, Spot1019, Tilt, Flaming Lips, Vandals
~*OPINIONS*~
KEN JENNINGS:
...is the FUCKIN' MAN, I love him and watch him everynight (except when theres College Jeopardy etc.), sometimes I practice writing his name in cool ways and send them to him incase he runs out of ideas
SXE (IT'S NOT FUCKEN SEX, IT STANDS FOR STRAIGHTXEDGE):
...I was straightedge once. Then I turned 21 and drank. And now I'm 99% SXE so I'm glad I didn't get the tattoo
CANNIBALISM:
...is only okay if you are a cow or chicken. DUH
BEASTIALITY:
...once my dad told me he had a mole removed from his penis, and I was all "uhhhh" and then he was all "yeah , I'm never fucking one of those things again!" the end.
GROUPHUG.US:
...is sometimes a good way to pass the time and is funny when read outloud to large groups
ANGELINA JOLIE'S CRAZY-HUGE LIPS:
...are especially sexXy when she is crazy and in a nuthouse with the equally sexXy Winona Ryder
LOW-FAT POPTARTS:
...will never enter my mouth, just like regular poptarts
LOW-CARB FOODS:
...carbs are my favourite food
~*OTHER*~
PLEASE TELL US SOMETHING GROSS ABOUT YOURSELF (grouphug.us-style confession. not a lame one, plz):
Once I was pooping and I thought the terd was all the way out and I saw a magazine that looked good and when I reached to get it my terd fell out of my butt and onto the floor and then I had to pick it up and put it in the toilet and I used my bare hands.
PLEASE TELL US THE STORY OF HOW MOTHER ANGELICA LOST HER EYE:
She was in the courtyard hanging out her tie,
when along came a blackbird and pecked out her eye.
WRITE A HAIKU ABOUT LEPROSY (five syllables, seven syllables, five syllables):
Fingers on the ground,
Ear by the door, nose no more,
My big toes not found.
PROMOTE THIS COMMUNITY IN A JOURNAL OR ANOTHER COMMUNITY. PUT A LINK TO THE ENTRY HERE (WE WILL FUCKEN CHECK):
http://www.livejournal.com/community/chicago_punk/288794.html
DRAW SOMETHING IN 1 MINUTE IN MS PAINT (NO FUCKEN PHOTOSHOP!!!) WE WILL KNOW IF YOU'RE LYING, YOU FUCK:
~*PICTURES*~
POST PICTURES. CLEAR ONES. OF YOU.
