A guy like me doesn't mess around when it comes to collecting booty! This is a shout out to all my loves in HvZ... um, taken out of context I really look like a slut. But I'm not! I swear!! Oh, loves that I've banged and loves that I've considered banging and just people I have somehow been romantically linked to...
hesam_bb:
Wish I could say I'm your one and only
But we both know your penis gets lonely
It needs more of its kind
But I don't mind
If it associates with other Peters only
indestructigirl:
I'm living in a Land of Confusion
Loving you was some sort of delusion
But unlike Phil
I still get a thrill
From looking at your chestly protrusions
power_snatch:
You were too late, story of your life
But you pushed on, despite the strife
Long as you blow me
and try to know me
I'll let you be Hesam's second wife
futureboyscout:
Love the way you make me bleed
The two of us know what we need
But on the down-low
I think we both know
Hesam would totally freak if he knew exactly what we get up to so, dude, shhhhh, okay?
studdmuffnWoof woof bark whine woof
Bark yipypypyp huff
Hooowowwwwwl
Yoooowwweeeellll
Woof woof woof woof.
future_gamesI love you for your brains
Oh whoops! ..my bad. /poem
trythepancakesThanks for touching my no-no place
I'm sorry I came in your face
Hey, I'm finally legal
So you can fellate my beagle
While you wear nothing but lace
northernclaudeThere once was a homeless elephant
Who kissed up to Claire like a sycophant
He drugged up her food
to get her in the mood
And so she'd overlook how his penis was scant
mama_dreamerWhy, hey thar Mrs. P
You think we could do the deed?
Cuz older or not
I think yer hot
And you got things you could teach me...
rebelle_elleHeya sparky dead chick
You wanna ride my dick?
We'll need a gag
And possibly a bag
Then I think we could click!