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[middleman1]

i had four interesting conversations today. the first was with this girl i met at a mixer two weeks ago. we havent talked in a week and a half, obviously im not gonna get anywhere so imagine my surprise when at 4:10 today, my cell phone rings, i look at it, and shes calling. so i pick up, and shes yelling at me and claiming to be my mother. i hang

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[melshad]

thats terrible you should make a porn site with that guy
hahahah