I went to work today (for the first time in almost 2 months). It was boring and I felt like I was going to die because I'm getting sick, but it was officially my last day and I turned in my keys, meaning that I'm unemployed again. While I was there I managed to prove* that more than anything else, I'm a bumbling idiot and they really don't want me ( Read more... )

I liked myself a whole lot more when I was smoking pot.

Stolen from Matt and Dani.

1. Shuffle your playlist.
2. Of the first 30 songs that come up, no matter how embarrassing, put your favourite lyric on your -insert blog of choice-. Try not to include the title.
3. Open season to your friends list to see who can guess the most songs.
4. Strike the songs off as they are guessed correctly.

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Oh lord, oh Jesus no...
http://news.independent.co.uk/world/science_technology/article317803.ece

I have no words for how much I hate the world right now. And I'm not even religious.

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I need to stop putting things off until the last minute. Or almost a week past last minute.

I think I got fired today, so hopefully I'll be applying to Starbucks soon.

Umm, I'm watching a Disney Channel movie about 9/11.

What the fuck?

1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.
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Five people who love me and didn't get me birthday presents should each pitch in 10 bucks and buy me season three of Roswell.

Or four people should pitch in $15.

Or three people, $20.

Or two... you get the idea.

I need this.

I'm getting a hookah and turning my balcony into a lounge.