Here I am darlings, home safe and sound! ^.^
And exhausted. And a bit fed-up with family bullshit. [Okay, maybe more than a bit...but that's a story for another time... O.o ]
So, totes save your Midgie some time and sanity (oh hai email inbox full of 322 new messages, most of which are totally legit, ie: NOT spam or random crap) and if there's
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I hope vacation was wonderful! I know all about coming home to a world of shit after a cheap escape. It's like karma wants to punish us for having a good time.
Now, I know you're still in the "fire bad. tree pretty," phase, but, I have the following things to say.
1. I can't wait to read these potential hits. For the record, I want to be the country version of Pat Benatar. (That means I'm totally going to rock the one earing, but no one will know, because there's so much hair hiding any accessories I could possibly pile on.)
2. I hope that some hell fic is totally coming along with those hits.
3. When you get a chance, cuteness can be found, Here!.
4. You were missed! I totally love you too!
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It really was quite relaxing, at least once we got to Delray Beach. The beginning of the trip was a bit crazy, what, with my mom still being down there when we arrived, and then my grandmother and all the stress that comes along with it, plus the mad sketch hotel (OMG I will post the details of that "adventure" at some point)...then the drive across the state...it was a lot, but at the end of the day, I managed a whole fucking week of being "off the grid" as The Hubby calls it, and although it sucked when I logged onto all my shit this afternoon, for a whole week, the outside world didn't exist. And it was totes fucking nice. Plus, the tan I got is a bonus! Baking in the sunshine state helps with the writing, you know. Teh Beach is srs bsns guise. ;-D ( ... )
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Jasper fic: http://rhoda-rants.livejournal.com/6476.html
Joker fic (if you're into that kinda thing - it's just a one-shot): http://rhoda-rants.livejournal.com/7033.html
By the way, what's this 'hell fic' I keep hearing about?
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Yay for Jasper!fic!!! And Joker!fic?!? Tap-dancing Christ on a Trisket you spoil me! ^.^ Really sweetheart, you truly do. :-) *happily bookmarks ( ... )
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As for RPS: Honey, I once wrote - and won a prize for - a smutty one shot starring Ville and Taylor Hanson. Hit me!
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Two words: Hair. Ball.
'Nuf said.
Ask, and ye shall receive, my love:
http://venus-doom62680.livejournal.com/1950.html
Just remember, you asked for it. ;-P
As for what ppl rec in terms of what I've written:
- The Water Fairy is the most rec'd crack!fic one-shot I've written. Actually, it's the most rec'd one-shot I've written...ever! lol!
- Górecki and Eine Kleine Nachtmusik are favs on the more serious one-shot end of the spectrum.
I have some multi-chaptered works as well, of which the "hell fic," which is actually entitled The Divine Comedy: “Inferno” is the latest. It's completely based off of the nine circles of Hell in Dante's "Inferno," and melindajane has been the unlucky one to read my outline for the entire fic. XD You may occasionally have noticed ppl bugging me for "AYW," which is As You Wish, and is a kinda of fractured fairy tale/Aladdin-type fic. And yes, it will be completed ( ... )
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i missed you!
but so glad you enjoyed your time off!
i only wrote crap fics so not going to bother you wit that
i rather read some more of youuuuuuuuu
snuvvles!
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And I'm working on it! As long as the massive thunderstorms raging here in NY today don't knock out my internet, I should be able to get a bunch of work done today! ^.^
*huggles and luvvles*
♥
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Your excessive use of the word totes has made my day.
And yellow legal pads are the shit to write on, I filled up like 7 of them on a story once.
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Totes is a fuckawesome word. Srsly. It's even better when combined with unnecessary expletives. :-D ;-)
Yellow legal pads are totes the shit. XD I discovered their wondrous existence when doing a show (I'm a pit musician) during my undergrad. You get so much down-time in-between musical numbers that you feel like you're spinning your wheels, but you can't, like, read a book or something b/c you still need to have one ear on the action on stage just in case someone skips a line--or page--of dialogue, and the cue line pops up sooner than expected. However, it's an excellent time to make to-do lists, or outline papers or anything else you need to write, and so I asked my friend if he had any paper, and he produced a yellow legal pad. From that point on, if I'm going to a gig, or anywhere else that I'm going to have some idle time (like all those fucktastic doctor's appointments I go to *snorts*) I have one with me. ^.^
The world needs more yellow legal pads. Totes. ;-P
♥
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Little Miss Cookie just told me that hell fic was posted and it isn't. It was the biggest tease ever. Can you like...I don't know...ground her or something? Take her porn away?
Thanks in advance,
Your sister in future country hits that insists on calling you mama as well,
Miss Melinda Jane!
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Don't do it Mom! I love my porn! :P
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*sighs again and clears her throat*
Heila, you know it's not nice to tease your sister! You know how hard I work to provide for you both, and you shouldn't taunt BonBon, no matter how tempted you might be!
You know, I'm this close to withholding Hell Fic from both of you!
*breaks out the wagging finger once more*
That being said, I will not be taking away anyone's porn, as you can see from my response to BonBon. Truthfully though, it's for my own benefit, as I am up late enough at night trying to get work done that I don't need to be dealing with you two whining about the lack of porn at your disposal.
However, don't test me kultaseni.
*points to above threat with a stern expression on her face*
Now, can we call this issue settled, my dears?
*DING!*
Ooo! Cookies are done!
*skips off to the kitchen, pleased with her mothering skills*
;-D
♥
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*sniffles* You're doing it regardless! :(
:D:D:D:D Yay. No porn withholding! :D:D:D:D
I won't. I promise! *locks mouth*
*giggles* Yes.
*smiles*
Happy! Still waiting for my cookies, too. :P
♥ Love you, Mama Midge!
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