Not having speakers sucks
70 THINGS YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT ME
1. DO YOU SNORE?
Yeah, but Ash deals with it.
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
I havent gotten in a fight since the 6th grade, so I guess I'm a lover
3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
Being stabbed? No I dunno
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
I fucking loved lego's!
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV?
Mostly stupid, not really "reality" but I do enjoy watching some I suppose
6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
I don't use straws becuase you dont look tough while using a straw...seriously, say 'I'm gonna kick your ass', then drink from a straw, you look sooo geigh
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
Yes, even though me and my brother looked the same when we were at the same age, scary...
8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
I honestly don't know what I'd do if I was single
9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
Black and grey
10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
yeah, but not loud
11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
I used to want to, but now I think I'm too fat/don't care enough to actually do it
12. ANY SECRET TALENTS?
Not that I'm aware of
13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
I want to go back to vegas. Australia? Thats a pipe dream...
14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY?
Yeah, better than letterman, thats for sure
15. CAN YOU SWIM?
yes'm
16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?
No, despite the fact I borrowed it from Nck, and had it for like 4 months, never did watch it. Though Nick is so cool, he had it before everyone else heard of it
17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE?
I try my best to conserve, plus technically by fixing cars, I'm doing alot more than my part
18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOSTIE POP?
3, haven't you asked the owl?
19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
No, but I've never tried
20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?
Yes'm
21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD?
Unfortunately not, but I still get whatever I want
22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENER?
I fucking hate pencils
23. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
Don't really care, though I've never had the ambition to just shoot at something.
24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
I suppose...
25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
I dont mind it, it' everyone else that doesn't like it, cause you cant fucking read it.
26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
Misquito and flea bites
27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU" AND MEANT IT?
Last night
28. IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE?
Not likely
29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
Haven't as of yet, though I don't see it happening in the future either.
30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
scrambled
31. ARE BLONDES DUMB?
Everyone is dumb, haven't you ever driven?
32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
Don't ask me
33. What time is it right now?
8:35 PM
34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
Yeah
35. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?
Sort of, but I do like thier fry's and fantastic old school grey nuggets!
36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?
Driving home from work
37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
Why would you bathe in your own filth?
38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?
I think the spirit is real, plus it scares kids, so it's not all bad
39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED?
I guess
40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
Nope
41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
The Sims 2, cars, Ashley (In no particular order)
42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
Ew
43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
Yeah
44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
Nope
45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
Just once, I am a terrible person
46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
Smoke, don't toke!
47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
Sometimes, if I'm really tired
48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
Hazel
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
I think I'm satisfied
51. WHO'S BETTER:
Steve?
52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
I had a feeling before I started this I would want to stop half way through, I was right
53. HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?
No
54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
Drums, Bass, Triangle
55. HAVE U EVER STOLEN MONEY?
Not from church or anything, but I'm sure I have taken some at some point
56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD?
No, see bungee jumping above
57. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
Not really, I'm far too prissy I guess
58. DO YOU SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?
No
59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
David Blane is the devil
60. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?
Don't have one
61. YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
I believe it happens, not trying to do that though.
62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
No
63. DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES?
I have my moments, just like everyone
64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?
Nipply, yes
65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
Prime Rib, mashed taters, broccoli, garlic bread...all left overs from last night
66. DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH?
All the time
67. WISH YOU COULD LIVE SOMEWHERE ELSE?
I love it here, though I could live in AZ again, or like Reno
68. WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?
GET A FUCKING TIVO WHY DONT YOU!
69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
Not so fat kid friendly, though I most likely wouldnt anyhow
70. FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?
Atom and his package