Two Letters
Well, I haven't written on this for a long time, obviously.
Just because I like the sound of myself typing...
(All names are changed to protect the guilty)
Dear Love and Link,
We've been friends for a year, and you two have been going out for approximately eight months. Swell. I think you two are cute together, even though sometimes peope DO have a point with you two being lovey-dovey.
HOWEVER, you have got to stop breaking up every day and getting back together two periods. You have done this at least once per week or every two weeks, and when I was absent all this week, Jay told me your relationship has been NOTHING but that. Now, it might me that Jay and I are sane, but we don't exactly believe that you HAVE to break up with Link because OMG, he didn't look at your song so he OBVIOUSLY doesn't love you. It's irritating.
Love, Me
Dear Fucking Stupid School Nurse,
Yes, the odd, hideous-looking mark on my face IS indeed, windburn. No, nobody is going to be infected with swine flu from staring at it. I also don't believe anyone in this school would be stupid enough to touch it. No, Ugly is not an appropriate disease OR a crime. I would have rather NOT have to play catch-up, but because of you, I have one hell of a week ahead of me because I had to miss two more days.
Maybe the reason my mum is frustrated because you aren't SPECIFIC on what you want. You're a fucking ditz who tells her, "OH, take her to the doctor." and then tell her five minutes later "But maybe you shouldn't because it's not that bad." Well, which one is it, you ugly dried up pendeja?
You know, I'm convinced that you hate me, and not through entirely unfounded claims.
With Hate, Me
Just because I like the sound of myself typing...
(All names are changed to protect the guilty)
Dear Love and Link,
We've been friends for a year, and you two have been going out for approximately eight months. Swell. I think you two are cute together, even though sometimes peope DO have a point with you two being lovey-dovey.
HOWEVER, you have got to stop breaking up every day and getting back together two periods. You have done this at least once per week or every two weeks, and when I was absent all this week, Jay told me your relationship has been NOTHING but that. Now, it might me that Jay and I are sane, but we don't exactly believe that you HAVE to break up with Link because OMG, he didn't look at your song so he OBVIOUSLY doesn't love you. It's irritating.
Love, Me
Dear Fucking Stupid School Nurse,
Yes, the odd, hideous-looking mark on my face IS indeed, windburn. No, nobody is going to be infected with swine flu from staring at it. I also don't believe anyone in this school would be stupid enough to touch it. No, Ugly is not an appropriate disease OR a crime. I would have rather NOT have to play catch-up, but because of you, I have one hell of a week ahead of me because I had to miss two more days.
Maybe the reason my mum is frustrated because you aren't SPECIFIC on what you want. You're a fucking ditz who tells her, "OH, take her to the doctor." and then tell her five minutes later "But maybe you shouldn't because it's not that bad." Well, which one is it, you ugly dried up pendeja?
You know, I'm convinced that you hate me, and not through entirely unfounded claims.
With Hate, Me